Things got awfully deep recently on Alexandra Burke’s Instagram story.
To set the scene: There’s Alexandra, the British singer/songwriter and current contestant on massively popular Strictly Come Dancing (think Dancing with the Stars, but way more British).
She’s got her camera focused on a dressing room mirror, where the devastatingly handsome Gorka Marquez hovers ever so handsomely.
“Why am I always naked?” asks Gorka.
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We assume he’s referring to the gymnosophists, the ancient philosophers who regarded clothing as detrimental to the purity of thought.
The Greek word gymnosophist translates to ‘naked sage’ or ‘naked sophist,’ and it’s a rather interesting historical footnote for Gorka to bring up.
“I know. Why? Why?” replies Alexandra before adding, “Eight-pack. Go on. Yes, yes, work it, twerk it, twerk it. Yas!”
OK, so maybe this isn’t so deep after all, but that’s not why you came here, is it?
I felt it was very important to preserve Alexandra’s Instagram Story before it is lost forever… #strictly pic.twitter.com/BDXjYWRccM
— Ryan Love (@RyanJL) December 14, 2017
Here’s some more from Gorka:
Rex Huskey
are we suppose to know this cat? They are all starting to look alike….
EdWoody
He’s one of the professional dancers on Strictly. Achingly gorgeous but very straight.
rayww
…and he’s got the sexiest Spanish accent! Yes, very straight…
Giandorko86
Why complain
happiness17
Why is that Queerty keeps putting pictures of gorgeous straight guys. Just when you think the guy is mouth watering it turns out he’s straight. There are of hot gay guys out there for Queerty to on it’s site. Last I knew this was
a gay website.
larrytopping
Well, ya see, objectification of a gay man would be simply boring … but, with knowledge that he’s straight, you have the excitement of challenge, the fantasy of conquest, and all that BS.
Giandorko86
What is this question and answer?
crowebobby
So much vulgarity so close to Christmas! Is it really necessary? (Of course it is.)
Larry
Where was he naked? More clickbait!
tricky ricky
he likes to dance but what he really wants to be is a high paid fashion model who gets to take his shirt off a lot to show how often he goes to the gym.
Brian
For what it’s worth, her single “Start Without You” from a few years back was killer.
artoir
K, so he’s sexy, a lot of guys are. Gay ones.
Jaxton
You’re not naked until you take ALL your clothes off – yep, every last thread.
As for why one might be an attention whore – how about young, dumb and stupid?
batesmotel
Definite attention whore. It’s one thing when you post the occasional revealing pic, but when that’s all you post, you’re definitely seeking superficial external validation. Sad.
Paco
That’s how millennials have been raised. Their self worth is tied to how many “likes” they get from strangers. Attention whoring is practically built into their DNA.
Mr-DJ
The video already ‘cannot be played’. That ended quickly…
krandall
Why do so many straight guys like to shake it for gay guys? Maybe because they’re just a little bit gay on the inside and girls don’t appreciate all the gym work they’ve done like we do. Ya think?
mhoffman953
@krandall
Because they want your money. Whether it’s trying to convince you to buy the products they’re endorsing, signing up for their OnlyFans page to see them naked, or simply sending them money directly.
ptb2016
Rays you need to adjust your radar as the guy is Russian and his accent is not at all Spanish sounding. And as for his sexuality, who cares if he likes to stare his glorious physique with us? He’s not the only one on Strictly Who regularly strips off the shirt. And for sexy guys stripped down to the waist, try The French version, where it’s not just the dancers who take their shirts off at every opportunity but the celebrities as well! Lovely it is too!
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gary69mike
He is SexyAF!