Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt star Tituss Burgess just knew you couldn’t stop humming Peeno Noir, so he decided to launch his own brand of Pinot Noir wine.
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Burgess announced his newest venture via Instagram, and we must admit we howled when we first got the news. It’s a big deal, so Fortune has the scoop on the business end of things:
It’s a 2014 Santa Barbara County Pinot Noir named simply “Pinot By Tituss.” According to the product’s Facebook page, it’s stainless steel fermented and then barrel aged for eight months. The medium bodied wine is described as having “aromas of dried fruits, slate, subtle rosemary, coriander and roses,” “flavors of plum and black cherry cola,” and “tones of toasted oak and leather.”
Now, it looks like you can have Peeno Noir and Pinot Noir. Drink up boys, drink up. Oh, and if you don’t get the reference, do yourself a favor and watch the video below.
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PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Full bodied, fruity, zesty number. Goes down easily enough, but of limited appeal — only really suitable to accompany fish
Kangol
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Marky
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: You win.
Marky
Someone wants to be one of the Real Housewives of [Somewhere].
Brandon Humphries
UUHHH Why isn’t this called D’fwine?!?!?!?