Wake Him Up So He Will Go-Go

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This is your brain.

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This is your brain on drugs.

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This is your brain on drugs, stopped at an intersection, having slept through four green lights. Until someone pounds on your window to wake you up.

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This is your brain on drugs when you realize there is a paparazzi camera pointed at you, and you know you look messy.

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This is your brain on drugs, trying to get away from the mean paparazzi. Too bad you’re so drunk/high/whatever, you had just passed out at the wheel of your car and slept through four green lights. So will you drive well? Not so much.

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This is what’s left of a roadside sign, after meeting an untimely fate because your brain tried to drive.

What A Dope [News Of The World]