WATCH: Homoniqua Fever Is Turning Gay Men Into Soul Sisters!

Perhaps you’ve met someone afflicted with Homoniqua Fever, a wretched disease which causes queeny, suburban gays to turn into raging Madeas.

Above, Drs. Raymond and Peter Doctor inform us about this very serious ailment, which could strike anywhere someone opens a bottle of rosé or a Beyoncé song comes on.

Won’t you help?