WATCH: Anderson Cooper Reminisces About Dating Girls

Remember that time Anderson Cooper was straight? That’s okay, neither does he. But on Monday’s episode of Anderson Live, the nation’s leading silver fox recalls his experiences dating girls—at the ripe old age of 13.

“Some of my best friends now are girls who allegedly dated me at 13 and 14, who I didn’t really know we were dating, but they thought we were dating,” he says. “And I was sort of, you know, hoping to meet their brothers.”

It’s really a shame Anderson Live is going off the air: It’s actually gotten fun now that AC is free to queen out a bit on camera. Enjoy it while you can, kids!