A Queerty reader sent us a link to this evangelical YouTube clip from VikHockey34, in which we learn that even though you’ve booked a share in Provincetown, you don’t get to take a vacation from Jesus.
At first we thought it was a jokeâHe talks in such “bro speak” we couldn’t imagine he was a serious holy roller. And the shirtless flexing is so gay, it can’t even rightfully be called subtext. But skimming other clipsâImminent Rapture ( Salvation, Do You Have It?), Where Is The Promise Of His Coming?, Wake Up! Wake Up! Wake Up!âit’s clearVikHockey34 is seriously trying to save our souls. (Thanks, Hon!)
Is this muscle missionary a closet case? There’s something about his intensity that suggests he’s trying to fight or hide from something. And there’s that reference to being excited about reconnecting with a “person” (he’s careful not to use a particular pronoun) that sniffs of the closet. But whether he’s grappling with his sexuality or just hearing voices, there’s one thing that’s clear: That boy just ain’t right in the head.
Horace Boothroyd
What drug is he taking?
Let me know so I can avoid it.
Mark
Hopefully, he and his husband will look back at this five years from now and get a good laugh!
codyj
Another ‘closet’ fundie, hoping that ” Jesus’ will correct those (damn) feelings for other guys…and vaca in P-Town??? lol, that SAYS it all..Another case of mental PPP (piss poor protoplasm)
Chip
Dear Christian boy: Religion is a matter of geography. You only believe what you do because you were born into a nation of similar Christian believers. If you had been born into a different part of the world that had another religion you would believe that one right now, and you would be making YouTube videos about it instead of Jesus. The fact is, there is no god and all religions are untrue.
Chad Thomas
Hit me up! http://www.okcupid.com/profile/vikhockey34
dubpilot
I just beat off to this video. Praise Jesus for brain-dead hot guys!
inoits2
Hot! Even though he is obviously a little off. OR maybe he is a genius. He got us gay peoples attention. I watched every minute of his sermon.
christopher di spirito
The hottest fundie boy I’ve ever seen. All that talk of “cuming,” and the ripped arms. Flawless.
iDavid
@Chad thomas
Love the “straight” profile on this gay sight. Does it get you more boy dates than saying your gay? Lemme know!
randile
Does God talk to him through the neighbor’s dog too?
inoits2
He is going to be way mad when he sees himself on Queerty. I am prepared for a comment at any moment demanding its removal.
christopher di spirito
I just saw it. On his You Tube profile under Companies it lists “Dicks Sporting Goods.”
Robbie K.
Seek the Lord two snaps đ
xander
Cuteness personified! In bed, guys with ERP (Excessive Religious Preoccupation*) are slow starters and wild finishers. Problem turns out to be their deep remorse the next day, so boot them out before a.m. coffee and expect a return visit two weeks thence.
*not a real expression/dx, but useful nonetheless
BTM4JZS
Vik, I am so ready to be raptured!
Dallas David
Obviously, he’s talking to himself. Trying to sike himself up for another dose of self-deception.
Unless, of course, he’s a total blithering idiot.
But never mind Jesus’ coming. I wanna see someone else come . . . lol . . .
Oneway
Point taken: We’ll take Davey Wavey instead
Tom Smith
He is really cute in a gay sort of a way.
Whatever you do. Don’t stop seeking the dck.
phallus
@#4, I don’t think OKCUPID is a gay sight (exclusively) like M4M. @#11 I can’t wait too….. I wonder if someone has already tipped him off to this.
Joe
Closet case. Feel bad for him, and any woman he might marry ’cause one day he’ll be caught having a ‘wide stance’.
jj
does anybody else notice he avoids saying “she?” for instance he says, “I met someone ..this person -“
jj
in another video, he says he’s from outside Philly. who believes in God around there? the only God is the Phillies baseball team haha
christopher di spirito
VikHockey34 is a total queer. He may not know it yet but his destiny includes a giant cock in his mouth.
christopher di spirito
Just watched Alien Abduction You Tube video. He’s hot as hell but I’m afraid he’s crazy too.
http://www.youtube.com/user/vikhockey34#p/a/u/1/rTuf8G8qXNU
Riker
This guy is high! “Jesus is cumming, Jesus is cumming.” Yikes. All this while nude and flexing. Poor scared boy, I hope he gets professional help.
angie
He keeps talking about “cumming”. I sense a certain fixation…
Riker
@Riker: Can you *please* stop using my name on here? I’ve been here for well over a year, and people may confuse the two of us.
ChiGuy76
Hey everyone! It looks like we just found Congressman Aaron Schock’s boyfriend!
xander
Queerty’s ‘spam filter’ tripped me right out of the gate, so I’ll try again. And I wasn’t even selling ‘gr eat ch eap sh oes’!
These fundy guys often have so much pent up energy from repressing their feelings that when they finally fall from grace into the arms of a man, you’ll suddenly be the one to believe in demonic possession!! It’s fire one day, brimstone and tears the next, but they always seem to come back for more eventually.
Marc
Wonder if he wears boxers, briefs, jock or boxerbriefs, or hell, maybe just naked – – I”d do ‘im and let him see jeezus
Jim Hlavac
My my, what a hottie, yea, I’d date him đ
Nice Sean
@Riker: I had this problem too!
mysteriousoutcast
Gay men are so shallow. This is an example why gay rights will never advanced. Why are you guys so fixated on him, is because he has a hot body and attractive face? Or are you interested in what he is saying? As a gay guy living in the South, I’m surrounded by Protestant fundamentalist. Some of the guys are hot but does that mean that I should drool over them, no. I feel that it would be in our best interest to move on and forget about the guy.
P.s.- Just because a guy is hot doesnt mean that he’s gay. Stop dreaming.
iDavid
@mysterious outcast
Oh please. If this was a str8 sight and Pamela Anderson did the same schtik, they’d be cat callin her till her tits popped. It’s called bein a guy, get used to it, instead of being a
… umm…. mysterious outcast.
iDavid
PS and gay rights are advancing. What rock do you sleep under strange brew?
Thomas
From his OKcupid account: “Im not looking for a certain type of woman.”
That is quite obvious.
Daez
@iDavid: He is from the south. The south is way behind the times when it comes to gay rights. Not everyone can be from NYC. Have some sympathy for people in the red states where gay rights are retreating not advancing.
Plus, he kind of makes a point. Just because we want to fuck this dude we give him a platform. If he was ugly, we would call him a self pandering Jesus whore and be done with it. Nice double standard in this community, eh?
drewa24
And scene! On vay-k in Venezuela with his “sisters”, “going to a pool party”, talking online to a friend he hasn’t met, fabulous finger snap,…oh fuck. This boy is either a sloppy, power bottom headed to the Caracas white party or we have witnessed the birth of his schizophrenia. At least there is video evidence of his shift into insanity when his inevitable murder trial begins. On the other hand he is delicious, and a dead ringer for Chris Evans in Captain America.
drewa24
Just checked out this loons You Tube channel, and apparently the end is very near. HOWEVER there will ALWAYS be time enough for chest waxing! Jesus likes em lean, cut and smooth.
Bick Biffster
Do his nipples know Jeezuss! Tank da load. Yessah!
Bachmann Hates Gays
@Dave
I see your point but me being from Cali, I’ve had my heart ripped out by having gay marriage stripped away, I am no stranger to the de-advancement of gay rights which is unique here. But if outcast feels bad as im sure many do, i certainly don’t want to make him feel worse. But it is important we be ourselves as str8s do. They can smell fear like any good bloodhound. A good ol cat callin session can release the tension for many, we all just need to work on our sticking points, till they are gone. That’s what “Jesus” would tell us to do. đ
iDavid
Ok take two……
@Daez
I see your point but me being from Cali, I’ve had my heart ripped out by having gay marriage stripped away, I am no stranger to the de-advancement of gay rights which is unique here. But if outcast feels bad as im sure many do, i certainly don’t want to make him feel worse. But it is important we be ourselves as str8s do. They can smell fear like any good bloodhound. A good ol cat callin session can release the tension for many, we all just need to work on our sticking points, till they are gone. That’s what “Jesus” would tell us to do. đ
iDavid
PS and the sticking point here is judging cat call’n as “bad”. đ
Katt
Ladies and gentleman… the next Tom Cruise!!!
@mysteriousoutcast
Get off your soap box. Next thing you’re gonna start saying we need more plus size models and ugly people on tv. GTFO! At least the gays just listen and walk away. St8 ppl try to send them to the White House (a la Bach & Palin).
christopher di spirito
@iDavid: “Oh please. If this was a str8 sight and Pamela Anderson did the same schtik, theyâd be cat callin her till her tits popped. Itâs called bein a guy, get used to it, instead of being a
⊠ummâŠ. mysterious outcast.”
Pot, meet kettle? For someone who tried to hijack the “Teen Fatally Gay-Bashed in Michele Bachmann’s Hometown” thread by playing grammar and spelling Nazi, this mess you posted is one of the worst examples of poor grammar and inexcusable spelling I’ve seen since at least the 3rd grade.
Dave
Does anyone else think he speaks just like Tom Cruise??
Danny
Couple thoughts:
1) call me you sexy young fundie closet case! I love corrupting dudes like you.
2) he said “try not to sin. you will sin! everybody sins. but try not to”. I ask this as a non-believer, so it really doesn’t apply to me, but if it is a foregone conclusion that you’re going to sin, why bother trying not to? life would be a lot more fun that way đ
3) the whole “sorry my shirt is off for this video” – please, who’s he trying to kid? how easy would it have been for him to throw on a shirt before turning the camera on? The shirtlesness is intentional. and hell if I looked like that, I would never wear a shirt, so I only judge him on the faux-apology on being topless, not on actually being topless.
nineinchnail
Closet faggot!!!
Observer
@Daez: It’s hard to have sympathy for inbred redneck fucks who are PART OF THE PROBLEM. It would be one thing if he just stood on the sidelines, but people like him actively do damage.