Move over Shake Weight! There’s a new standard in masturbatory fitness equipment and its name is FREE FLEXOR!!!!!1!
Free Flexor (FOR MEN) is basically a dual-headed dong that you wobble around until your biceps explode. “Once you start getting that momentum swinging,” says one testimonial, “it starts to go deep. You can feel it.”
You might not purchase one of these forty dollar wonders, but at least check out the boy working it at 0:50 and the guy throwing it at your face at 2:07. You’ll feel scared yet oddly aroused—kinda like when we saw these things.
Can’t wait to see what South Park does with this, I loved what they did with Shake Weight
This has been floating around facebook and Gizmodo for a few days. Late to the party Queerty. And that guy at the :50 mark is WORKIN’ IT!
Please tell me a gay man invented that and is cashing in a windfall.
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