WATCH: Sh*t Girls Say Is Totally Sh*t Gays Say

The new Web series Sh*t Girls Say is, like, so totally spot on. It captures the unique language of the young American woman in a way that’s both humorously sarcastic and warmly appreciative. Seriously, can you imagine a show called Sh*t Straight Guys Say? It’d be like three seconds long. (Cuz guys don’t communicate—get it?)

Of course you can just close your eyes and imagine Toronto comic Graydon Sheppard (the dude in drag) is playing a gay guy. Because we haven’t just heard other homos utter all these phrases—we’ve said most of them ourselves!

P.S.: Yes, that is Juliette Lewis popping up about halfway through. Hey girl!