WATCH: Helpful Robot Warns Masturbators About Approaching Intruders

Many of you went home to celebrate Thanksgiving, but being surrounded by family can make it difficult to “rub one out” in private. Luckily, there’s now a Roomba-type robot that patrols the area outside of bedrooms and alerts masturbators of anyone approaching. If only we had this during high school, we could have avoided scenarios like the one below.

Via The Sword