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WATCH: Learn To Go Hetero With “Get Straight, Get Street!”

If, like us, you were addicted to “Shoes” by Kelly, you’ll love this new video from the blond betch’s male alter ego, Liam Sullivan. In it, he teaches desperate homos how to lose the limp wrist and swishy walk (apparently it has something to do with skateboards and back braces.)

Ironically, Sullivan is straight—but we won’t hold it against him.