WATCH: Newt Gingrich Will Save Traditional Marriage With Super Ninja Skills

Any gay who cares about marriage should vote for anti-gay GOP Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. After all, who knows more about marriage than a man who has been married three times? He’s also pretty handy with a katana blade.

And don’t forget to see Second City’s send-up of Rick Perry’s anti-gay Christmas ad and the National Organization for Marriage’s claim that homosexuality is unnatural. They’re more fun than a chimp orgy.