WATCH: Sarah Jessica Parker Has A Nicer House Than You, Is Also Adorable

Screen Shot 2014-03-13 at 8.55.44 AMHow long have you been in the neighborhood?

Just about thirteen years.

What are three words to describe living in NYC?

Symphonic, tiny and real.

So begins Vogue’s rapid-fire questioning of Sarah Jessica Parker in her gloriously out-of-reach-for-us-commoners New York City brownstone.

Besides the fact that there is no way this is purely off the cuff (she’s good, but nobody’s that good), the interview is just as adorable as you’d hope.

Watch it here: