Paula White hears a sound of victory; she hears a sound of the abundance of rain.
But who’s going to tell her the call is coming from inside the house?
The Trump campaign spiritual adviser knows elections aren’t won by counting votes, they’re won by angels who’ve been called down from heaven to combat the “demonic confederacies”.
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Presidential spiritual adviser Paula White is currently leading an impassioned prayer service in an effort to secure Trump’s reelection. pic.twitter.com/hCSRh84d6g
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) November 5, 2020
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— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) November 5, 2020
radiooutmike
The only enjoyment I get from that clip is imagining what Trump is calling her in his head.
Unfortunately, this is swept away by my thought of the number of people who believe her.
nathan
This is pure BS designed to fool and impress the feeble-minded Christians who believe in all that mumbo-jumbo. If she actually believes that she ‘speaks in tongues’ then she needs to be in a padded cell. Of course, she does not believe it – it’s all about impressing the dumb Trump and his brainless followers. She is a fraud and a liar.
flipper
Grifters and charlatans both of them.
garmo98
If she were as scripturally wise as she thinks she is she would know that no one should speak in tongues without an interpreter present. I doubt one could be found, especially near the White House
nathan
One would not be found because it is not a language. It is a load of made-up gobbledygook.
Carabalda
I’m especially fond of the guy in shorts carrying some shmata and obliviously walking back and forth behind her. You couldn’t invent absurdity at this level if you tried.
dougie
I know!! At first I seriously thought that someone had “photoshopped” the guy into the video, but after I watched it several times, I figured out that he actually was walking back and forth. Looked like he was reading the paper on his way to the shower. How bizarre can Christians and Republicans get?
mvcy89
I work in mental health and when patients I work with act like that they usually hear the sounds of the psych ward, not the sounds of victory.
barryaksarben
Hilarious how they are awaiting AFRICAN angels as they all are such racist assholes. Must be the blond surfer Africans like the tribe Jesus came from
amanwithanedge
she messy.
tjack47
Paula is one of the most incredibly shallow personalities I’ve seen on television. Her services are merely a reality show. Like other reality shows, they are highly produced. I believe she knows it’s all bullshit. If she doesn’t, I call it on her and her associates. Wait a minute! I feel the spirit move me…do lang do lang do lang wap babba do wap do wap bam boom!
Kevan1
Sounds more like she possessed by a demon.
Makes more sense anyway.
minbari
Doesn’t that nut realize her clothes are falling off?!
Man About Town
It’s her way of sending a shout-out to the “Flashdance’ fashion craze of 1983!
hayesj
That is the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen and I went to a Church Of God one time. No snakes though (phew)
dougie
Hey, I was raised in the Church of God (my dad was a minister), and I’ve never seen anything like Paula White’s BS – ever. My dad wouldn’t have kind things to say about her, I’m sure.
Tombear
She is the Devil incarnate!
Doug
Who’s the guy who keeps walking back and forth reading? He looks like he just got out of the shower, lol…
JB
Ikr? I was thinking the same thing. He looks like one of those background characters that David Lynch puts in certain scenes of his movies.
edsearl
….who is going to put it to music?
Heywood Jablowme
Angels coming from Africa and South America? Trump would try to stop them!
“I hear the sound of victory,” too. The angels are saying Biden, Biden, Biden…