WATCH: What Really Happened To Jason Russell On The Streets Of San Diego

By now we’re all just waiting for the announcement that Invisible Children founder Jason Russell is going into rehab—or coming out of the closet. But what if his naked escapade in San Diego wasn’t some meth-fueled meltdown, but actually an improbable series of heroic events? Andy Cobb directs (and stars) in this clip from the cracked minds of the Second City Network.