What’s Scarier Than A Gay President?


Homer Simpson’s adventures in celebrity killing took a turn for the gay during The Simpson‘s annual Halloween special last night.

After accidentally chopping up Krusty, a scene that was gross even in cartoon form, Homer gets hired by advertising executives looking to exploit gay celebrities, who can’t sue for image misappropriation. Anyway, Homer’s so good at offing the A-Listers, that their ghosts decide to get revenge. And one of those ghost’s a randy Abe Lincoln, who, as some of you may know, may have had some gay history. Homer gets his comeuppance, of course, which suits Abe’s taste, although George Washington may have something to say about that. Just saying!

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