There will be something else phallic in Levi Johnston’ Playgirl shoot: a hockey stick. No, it was not inserted anywhere. We don’t think.
As (purposefully leaked) news dribbles out of yesterday’s photo session, we learn Johnston posed with a hockey stick in Part 1 of his shoot — there’s a second, separate shoot going on today. Yesterday’s “shoot was fantastic!,” according to Levi’s manager Tank Jones. And “part two is going to be fantastic” as well.
Indeed, ladies and gentlemen: They’re real, and they’re fantastic.