Public sex presents a whole slew of health concerns and yadda, yadda yadda. So we’re all in agreement it isn’t the best choice, and getting caught can have severe consequences.
But let’s be real — there’s something hot about getting it on outside the confines of a bedroom.
We imagine Queerty readers have some spicy stories to share, so by all means, hit the comments section.
Here are some Whispers to get the memories flowing. We have some serious problems with this first one:
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Jerie Ragsac
What’s a whoopie?
Alex Williams
I lost my virginity on the hood of a car in some back road in Louisiana to a guy I met earlier that day when he delivered a pizza to my house.
Skyler Weston Mays
Some of these stories I feel are fables.
Dan Steele
All those stories are likely true and wouldn’t surprise me at all
Johnny Angelo Paccini
<3 u both JOHNNNY MAKE LOVE TO ME I WANT SOME TO
Sheldon Siegel
Universal Studios -Hollywood, behind the hotel facade used in “Muder, She Wrote” while the tour trams were still going by. ð???
James Agnew
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Joel Mount
A cemetery in the middle of the night
Giancarlo85
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Nice stories… lol. Most are probably fictional.
Kevin Karns
Behind a convent in Shomoken, Pa.
Dave Basora
Bathroom stall during “Kids day” at the local book fair with one of the guys with whom I volunteered
Ladbrook
Most of these seem tame. When I was younger I had sex with a lot of strangers in some very odd places, all of which was back in the pre-AIDS era of random hookups without fear or regret.
Probably the most bizarre was with a priest I met at an adult bookstore. Our second encounter was on a pew in his church. (Obviously, late at night with no one else around… but still!)
Desert Boy
Nothing beats sex at 30,000 feet (or was it 35,000 feet?), after the meal service is complete, the lights in the cabin are lowered, and some stale movie is playing to help pass the time. Under a blanket and the passengers on the other side of the aisle were sound asleep.
Cesar Fortun
Back room of a church with a priest…
Jim DelRae
The question is were haven’t I.. ?
AJ Sarabia
Shower at the Naval Air Station in Belle Chasse, Louisiana
Russell Johns
Against a tree on by the side of a road on a very snowy 20-degree winter night. (Most heavily clothed sex I ever had — only the absolutely necessary parts were uncovered!)
McShane
In the cave behind Silver falls.
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Yves Rosier
Très bien
Yves Rosier
Ils very good…
Billy Budd
I had sex in a movie theater once.
Felix Duarte
On a picnic table in a California state park. There was a light dusting of snow on everything so we were slippin’ and a slidin’.
David O'Flaherty
A golf course at night
Martin Barry
All of the above and a few more
notevenwrong
Nothing all that strange here. You people should get out more.
Justin Michael Smith
I got a blow job in a walk freezer of a bar last night….
Shane Phoenix
Corn field, church… many many other places… Sometimes ya just gotta F#ck… doesnt matter where you are.
Nelson Kaiowá
Is there such a thing as a strange place for sex? I wouldn´t know.
Raphael
The first was with a mason in his car in the middle of the day, later in the same day, in the house he was working on, also, on the street, movie theater, literally on the top of a brick wall, subway bathroom, at work…
Tab-Eric Varney
I guess ‘strange’ is relative, but, I guess having sex in the woods a stone’s throw from a cemetery would be the strangest for me. 😛 😉
Dennis Sandoval
in a boxing ring
itsmyhusbandandme
I think I’ve led a very sheltered life though I did go out with a guy who wanted to have sex with me wearing a suit of armour. I am not sure if that qualifies as safe sex?
Jean-Paul
itsmyhusbandandme.wordpress.com
Dale Agnew
On tennis court
Bobby Buechler
In the butt, Bob. Ana Luisa Jolley
Michael Lepper
The staircase at the Vulcan in Birmingham, Alabama,…..
Dale Kent
in an elevator access room in a five star hotel
Arthur R Taylor
Steps of the Lincoln Memorial!!!
L Daniel E Kaufman
Whoopie? How old is this commentator?!
Mine was in a kids playground set at 1 am clutching the rocket controls…ground control to major tom….
Kendrick Greer
A cotton field
Ra Hill
On a sidewalk at 3am near Mac Club, Portland Or
bottom250
Oh an island in the middle of a busy street during sunset,
Steven Bucknall
THE LIST IS SO LONG
Canyonboy Hopihouse
North rim of the Grand Canyon on the baseball diamond under the stars
Steven Herrman
In the middle of the Saudi desert during Desert Shield
Derek Williams
“Made whoopie”?? What is this, the 1950s???
Anthony Edward Rosener III
What is whoopie??
William C. Searcy
Freezer-locker.
Bob Craig
SICK
Alex Paris
The maintenance closet at my gym.
Steven Wayne Greer
A San Diego city bus…..true story
Richard Holaday
How does a gay man have sex with a straight man?? If they’re really straight, they wouldn’t give you the time of day ð???
Pat Walters
Choir loft in a church
Denis Troy Amador
In a church parking lot
Russell Johns
Also: in a dressing room backstage at Carnegie Hall.
McShane
@bottom250:
How did I know you would have a devastatingly scandalous location, love it.
@Bob Craig:
Here’s a Kleenex drink a Theraflu. -___-
I’ll add another one. Precariously balanced on the pontoon of a float plane, 10/10.
David Chachki
Forest park.
Greg C
On the tennis courts of the neighborhood at around 2am!
Low Country Boy
Minnesota.
NoCagada
@Richard Holaday: Tell them that…
MacAdvisor
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin’ whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
One groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin’
That he’s so willin’ to make whoopee
Now picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring, yes
He’s washin dishes and baby clothes
He’s so ambitious he even sews
But don’t forget folks
Thats what you get folks, for makin’ whoopee
Another year, maybe less
What’s this I hear? Well, can’t you guess?
He feels neglected, and he’s suspected
Of makin’ whoopee
Yeah, he sits alone
Most every night
He doesn’t phone, he doesn’t write
He says he’s busy
But she says, “is he?”
He’s makin’ whoopee
Michael Kline
ucsb library, csun library, bear bar in orlando
Advin Alli
Church, army tank and military airplane ð???
jwtraveler
Not so strange, but HOT! On the beach in the Philippines with a guy who had a pet monkey. (No, the monkey didn’t participate).
Jeremy Malean
The mud
gaym50ish
Many strange places — in the bushes beside the Denver capitol building, on a golf course, in a toy factory at night, in the handicapped stall that was like a separate locking room in a restaurant bathroom, back in the corner of a bar with a crowd gathered around to shield us from view, in a little driftwood “nest” on a nude beach, etc.
Craig Shapiro
A train, a plain, a balcony at a parade ( The French Quarter naturally ), a broom closet, a VW infrount of my College at the time, my Doctor’s office, a Police station, a Church,an Open house showing, a Frito Lay truck. But at the end of the day, nothing compares to the sex in my mind.
Dave Horstmann
Over a train coupler in snow when train was parked, thanks Bobbie Lee
Daggerman
….when I was at school aged about 13 this guy 2 years older, who was very large and mature cornered me and said suck my dick!! Well I enjoyed it and did it again a few times.
But I will add since he was quite sexually active he never had much ejaculate due to masturbating all the time!!
bottom250
@McShane: Sweety when the mood hits and you just want to be taken than do it. 🙂
Sluggo2007
Around midnight on a Saturday night, I blew the hot Arab guy behind the counter in the corner convenience store while customers came in and out. The most intense experience ever. Because we kept getting interrupted, it took quite a while for him to explode. After that, he came to my house regularly for more.
Sweetie Pie
I got my jollies inside the Widener Library at Harvard on a mid-summer Saturday afternoon…my tutor was a hot DILF and he needed some attention…we did it at least four times in a period of two months…also at the dorms of a seminary in Cambridge, MA with a visiting professor from the UK…at Cabo Pino beach in Fuengirola, Spain.
ric
In the library restroom. Just last week. Boy was he so cute. And all tatted up.
DonW
Queerty says: “Public sex presents a whole slew of health concerns…”
How is the locale of the sex relevant to health risk? Sex with a condom in the middle of a baseball field (as in the first example) poses less risk than unprotected sex in a bedroom.
Don’t mix up moralistic shaming with health concerns.
GayEGO
As a paperboy back in the 1950’s I had sex with another boy in a Shell Gas Station Men’s Room in Boise, Idaho when I was 13 years old. Before that, I fooled around with other boys in sleeping bags in backyards at sleepovers. Before that, another boy and I fooled around with each other in the bedroom and in the basement when I was 7 years old. I also had a crush on a boy when I was 5 years old but I did not know how to handle it.
Doughosier
I got a BJ from a guy in a public library once, in the rows of books.
Richard W Bristow
On top of an abandoned barracks
Maude
In the little boys room at a local cinema with an adult pervert during a ‘kiddie show’ with twenty cartoons….I was about 8 or 9….and it wasn’t my first time.
AH, Fond memories!
With one of my buddies behind a tent full of more of my buddies in the desert.
IanHunter
I used to work for Express for Men in Louisville and I had sex with a customer in the dressing room during business hours.
Jarodd Washington
In a sex book store in the back room
beegenyc
On a catwalk overlooking the main waiting room during evening rush hour in Grand Central Terminal in midtown Manhattan.
Ken
In the bathroom at the Del Taco at Highland and Santa Monica in Hollywood (now a CVS) with a B-List Reality Star. Afterward we continued our fun at his store in WEHO where he danced around in heels, panties and a bra before I spanked him and fucked him like the little bitch whore he was (and is).
Ken
Behind the movie screen during a midnight movie screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show with “Rocky” (actualy my 23 year old BF, I was 16) in downtown Denver.
Oh yeah, during the movie. I pounded him like my little biyatch.
sfcarlos65
On the floor, under the desk of an empty real estate office in San Francisco’s, Castro District.
Texas Guy
Dropped by my fuck-buddy’s place for a few drinks out on the patio one summer evening a few years ago and we wound up fucking on a lounge chair. We then took it up stairs and continued in the shower and finished up with me plowing him on his bed to a mind-blowing climax. Fucking out on the patio was the most exciting and erotic thing I have ever done. Yeah, others could see!