BLIND ITEMS — “If this is true, it’s just plain crazy. We hear that this ‘married couple’ is involved in more of a business arrangement than a romance. It’s not that unusual, since people have been using marriage for many things throughout history. We just think it’s sad there are actual transactions involved here- the monetary kind, trust us, not the sexual kind. One of the partners is paying the other a hefty stipend as an incentive to stay hitched. The receiving partner needs the money because of a drug habit and gambling issues and the other is inclined to give it to fight off rumors of sexuality/bad past/unattractiveness. Both in the relationship are celebrities, both have been up against speculation, and both are all about the PR to keep the ball rolling on their different needs being fulfilled by the marriage. Not Katie and Tom.” (via BuzzFoto)
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Don’t we get this same blind item every week? And aren’t the answers always Hugh or Will?
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman?
@bubblicious: my thoughts exactly.
Bubblicious is a freakin’ genius. Queerty? Borderline retarded!
Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks, oh wait.
Better question: which Hollow-wood marriages aren’t hiding an addiction and a homo!?
Still, I doubt it’s Rhea and Danny. Both of them beat the odds to have had the careers they’ve had, and of course I am an expert because I was on an elevator with them once in NYC for 20 seconds and she was fixing his necktie and lapels!
@Lukas P.: That interaction actually does make you more qualified to comment that 99.9% of those who are paid to do so…………… : P
Fergie and Josh, Sara Jessica Parker (she was voted the most unsexy woman alive by Maxim a two years ago) and Matthew Broderick (he looks so unhappy), David Duchovny and Tea Leoni? My guess is SJP and Matthew Gay Broderick! By being married they keep the straights happy, and the most gays just straight up find them enjoyable! The perfect sham marrige…but they both have tons of money!!! Ahhh who cares!
Tom in COS
Spencer and Heidi. Spencer is the one with the gambling habit and Heidi a big ol’ carpet muncher.
Speidi are considered celebrities? Really! By who? We all know that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins split up but she’s a cougar and he’s just creepy or am I talking about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? The whole surrogate baby thing does make one think of SJP and MB. Was Matthew’s affair with another man then? I thought the clue was D-List so up jumps the Speidi again…
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