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Which Rumored Queers Will You Aim The Gaydar Gun At?

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We could think of many uses for the Gaydar Gun (NOW IN STORES!), like bringing it into your high school English class to see if Mr. Connor is a big ‘mo, or to a live broadcast of American Idol to see who’s going to be the next Adam Lambert. But then we saw the warning: “Ages 18+.” Looks like we’ll have to bring it to AA meetings instead.

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9 Comments

  • Ed

    Can we sneak it into the next convention of Conservative Republicans

  • terrwill

    No. 1 ยท Ed: Within a mile of that gathering the Gaydar
    gun would implode……..

  • christopher di spirito

    Anderson Cooper and George Clooney. Closet cases both.

  • Snownova

    The Big gay sketch show did a fake commercial for something like this in season 2 episode 2 (or episode 8 of the total series) it was pretty funny. Can’t find the specific clip on youtube though.

  • Republican

    *Beep*

    WEREWOLF DETECTED

    *Beep*

    ANALYZING SEXUAL ORIENTATION

    *Beep*
    *Beep*
    *Beep*
    *Beeeeeeeeeep*

    RESULT: QUEEN OF DENIAL

  • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

    No. #3 Christopher, what planet do you live on?

    Just try Googling “Anderson Cooper boyfriend” and you’ll get 473,000 results, including pictures, of Anderson with the boyfriend Benjamin Maisani, the co-owner of gay bar Eastern Bloc.

    Or, hang around the Villiage/Christopher Street area most any weekend and you can spot them bicycling or headed to the gym together, obviously as a couple.

    As for George Clooney, can’t a guy just be self-aware and self-confident? Can’t a straight man be comfortable around us gay boys without you “Oh-he-has-to-be-gay”ers making ridiculous conclusions that they are gay? In my family, my dad was the only one who was 150% supportive of me, supportive of my relationship with my boyfriend, embraced us, introduced us to friends and business associates as a happy loving couple. My dad, the womanizing get-into-trouble-as-much-as-possible, sportsman, gone fishing, gone bowling, straight-as-an-arrow as there ever was. And that made his love and support of me all the more meaningful.

  • chris

    No. #6

    THANK YOU!!!
    I’m so sick of hearing these douchebags pounce on every somehwhat-liberal-leaning straight guy in the world.
    People can actually be straight and tolerant…oh what a golden age we live in :D

  • Michael Letterman

    Who needs this product? I’d rather not know who is gay and who isn’t, unfortunately I can usually tell within minutes of meeting someone and sometimes not even that long.

  • B

    I’d aim the gaydar gun at Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (the failed airplane bomber). Just saw a picture of his smiling face on one side of a page with what’s left of his bomb-carrying undies on the other, and you wouldn’t see many straight guys wearing that model. So what is it?

    “He’s gay”: The underwear looks suspiciously like it was either a thong or a bikini brief, and a “concealed compartment in the crotch” sounds like a “package enhancer”.

    “He’s straight”: Any self-respecting gay guy buying package-enhancing undies would pick a decent brand – maybe those Andrew Christian ones and not some third-world knockoff. It’s not like Abdulmutallab was too poor to afford it either.

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