Why Gay Me? The Return

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That Louise Egan Brunstad story really brought us down. To cheer ourselves up, we’re reviving the short-lived Why Gay Me?

How short-lived was it? Well, it didn’t make it past the pilot posting, brought to an untimely death by a tragic lack of response. We were heart-broken, to say the least.

But, we’re hopeful you kids will step up to offer your most embarrassing hook-ups, trip-ups, and fuck-ups. C’mon, don’t be shy! We’ve all had our share of humiliation, so why not have a nice, friendly laugh? Here’s an example of what we’re looking for:

A freshly dumped friend of ours decided to cheer himself up by having a good ol’ fashioned drunken Friday night slut fest. As he’d been trapped in an unhappy, sexless relationship for nearly two years, he got a bit too zealous and wound up absolutely twisted by eleven.

As happens, his drunkeness only enhanced his surging libido and he managed to slur his way through superficial flirting before going back to his hunky trick’s nearby apartment.

Upon arriving, the trick offered our friend a nice glass of scotch before going down for a little oral action. Again, our friend was trashed beyond belief, and thus over-estimated his ability to hold his booze. WItin seconds of downing the scotch, it (and a slew of other things) came right back up, landing unceremoniously on the back of his trick’s bobbing head.

Needless to say, there wasn’t a second hook-up.

See? Wasn’t that fun? Plus, the more responses we get, the more opportunities we have to use this great picture of a made-up monkey.

We bet he’s so embarrassed.