Will Voters Make San Francisco An Uncircumcised Wonderland?

It has been been said that “In America, uncircumcised guys are like unicorns—wonderful and rare.” Well, this November San Francisco voters could decide whether to unleash hoards of unicorns all over The City by the Bay by banning circumcision.

If approved, a city-wide ban on circumcision would almost immediately face court challenges for violating the First Amendment right to freedom of religion, “intactivists” behind the ballot measure call circumcision “male genital mutilation”, decry “circumstitions” calling non-circumcision unhealthier, and say that men should be able to decide for themselves whether or not to snip their bishop’s turtlenecks.