Woody A Theater Queen, But No Club Kid

Woody Allen apparently had an aborted boys night out last week. Page Six reports that the legendarily neurotic director went to see his friend Tony Roberts in Xanadu during a notorious gay night. Allen did not, however, go bar-hopping afterward. Can you imagine, New Yorkers, if Woody Allen walked into Phoenix or Barracuda? It would either be sublime or terrifying, we can’t decide. [NY Post]