Titillating Tortilla

Yes, You Want To See Stephen Colbert Play “Two Boys, One Burrito”

In this segment of The Colbert Report, everyone’s favorite fake conservative takes a trip to L.A.’s San Fernando Valley.

It’s a historical place and home to lots of cool stuff, but Colbert is only interested in the abundance of tortilla factories and porn shoots, as San Fernando Valley is notorious for having copious amounts of both.

It’s a great segment, but skip to the 6-minute mark for the good stuff, including a hilarious telenovela sendup involving porn, food, and homoeroticism in the way that only The Colbert Report can get away with.

Have fun at CBS, Mr. Colbert. You will definitely be missed by the gays…because we don’t watch CBS.