CATHOLICISM RULEZ

Yet Another Catholic School Rejects Student Because Of Lezmos

A Massachusetts pair are disappointed to learn that their third-grader was rejected from St. Paul Roman Catholic Elementary School in Hingham because his parents are lezmos (“LEZzie MOms”). Ah, the Catholic Church, where pedophiles are welcome, but lezmos: stay out!

It tastes a lot like what happened at the Sacred Heart of Jesus Catholic school in Boulder, Colorado. According to Principal Cynthia Duggan and the parish priest, the Rev. James Rafferty (pictured above), “teachers wouldn’t be prepared to answer questions her son might have because the school’s teachings about marriage conflict with what he sees in his family” because even though murdering giants, having drunken incest, and melting sinners are all covered in the bible, lezmos are not.

According to the parent (who has gone unnamed to protect her child) she thought the Catholic school would see her “non-traditional family” like a divorced family, which the church doesn’t recognize. But some Catholic schools don’t even want lesbians teaching kids about music, so why would they want some lezmo’s kid spreading gayness all around the cafeteria? They wouldn’t, praise be to Him.

The lezmos have decided to send their kid to public school where he will be harassed in the secular tradition.