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Zac Efron “Looks Like Something A Gay Guy Designed In A Laboratory”

tumblr_n3q7klYKE21qg0heyo1_500The new R-rated trailer for Zac Efron, Seth Rogen and Dave Franco‘s new movie Neighbors has debuted, offering more colorful descriptions to add to the 101 Ways To Describe Zac Efron’s Sexiness handbook.

“He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory,” Rogen says right before The Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive flexes his godlike arms and strikes a pose. Also included in this delightful trailer, footage of Zac Efron holding a dildo, hopefully not for the first time.

Of course, we’ve been worshipping at the Church of Efron for some time now, but it’s nice to have others confirm what we’ve known all along.

Neighbors hits theaters May 9.

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26 Comments

  • Cam

    Except they seem to have started waxing him for movies. I’m curious, why is that the automatic default in Hollywood? Is there some 14 year old girl who secretly runs all the studios who thinks some hair on a chest is “Icky”?

  • sonofabee

    @Cam: There are just as many adult gay men who think it’s “icky.” I wouldn’t be so quick to blame it on children!

    Personally I think chest hair is hot, but I’m not a Hollywood moviemaker so what do I know…

  • vangelis_vt

    He looks like a lab rat alright.

    Some people’s lack of taste is amazing…

  • Pistolo

    If I designed him in a lab I would probably not forget whatever ingredient I’d need to actually make him really GAY.

  • rnch

    He needs more muscle mass and less shaving/waxing to please this gay man.

    IMO, He Rather Resembles what some uptight, 40 year old str8 woman thinks a gay man should look like.

  • Polaro

    LOL, OK, I’ll take him. Picky. Picky. Picky.

  • vive

    I can’t tell these clonelets apart anymore. Is it that I’m getting old?

  • cantstopme

    ummm…sorry, but not every gay guy worships White boys…

    Zac isn’t exactly the design I had in mind of the perfect guy…

  • hotshot70

    I think if we keep him slighty drunk, the gay guys may get a chance to get into Zac’s crack! lol

  • Icebloo

    If I could design a guy in a lab he would be taller than Zac’s 5ft 6 !

  • sonofabee

    Oh come on… as if any of you guys would kick him out of bed! He’s not perfect or my ideal type but I sure as hell wouldn’t turn down a night of fun with him.

  • Captain Obvious

    This is like the 3rd or 4th article about how great this kid supposedly looks. Just how much are they paying you to write about him?

    He’s really not that attractive at all. He looks about as gender neutral as Bruce and Brody Jenner. That might be appealing to some, but certainly not all.

    There are plenty of hot MEN in Hollywood, stop trying to force this little boy every single day.

  • wollam11

    Me. I’m the 14 year old girl that likes them smooth. And I’m never changing. LOL

  • Billy Budd

    I like both worlds. I like to top young smooth guys and bottom for older hairy guys.

  • DickieJohnson

    Zac is a beautiful young man, but on the Gay-Perfect Scale, I’d rate him about a, Ehhh, “6.5” for now. Give him about 10 yrs, and more testosterone, then let’s revue!

  • Patsy Stoned

    Darling, a gay man might have designed him with an ass…not just back n’ crack.

  • jonjct

    @Patsy Stoned: did you see him in that movie where he’s dancing in his underwear with Nicole Kidman? there’s plenty of azz on this guy. i love him, and he passes my test of how hot a guy is, i’d swallow.

  • Cam

    @Patsy Stoned:

    Still blonde then? Still managing to keep that up? ;)

  • jazz4108

    @sonofabee: a guy with a nice amount of lower chest hair that turns me on is Daniel Radcliffe. He is a hottie in my book. Wish I could meet him someday.

  • Patsy Stoned

    haha Cam…”liquid lunch Mrs M.” : )

  • DarkZephyr

    @cantstopme: That’s a stupid comment. Should they never feature anyone because not everyone is attracted to everyone?

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    To those who bemoan his 5’6″ height, please be so kind as to remeber that big things come in small packages………. :p

  • enlightenone

    @vive: No, you are seeing clearly; and you probably long ago put away your “Ken” doll!

  • enlightenone

    @Icebloo: Obviously you like more than just BJ’s. Lol!

  • enlightenone

    @sonofabee: He’s yours! I prefer a grown man (at least 5’8″ preferred to 6’5″ max), secure in his sexuality, and not currently fighting an addiction.

  • enlightenone

    @Billy Budd: TMI, but not surprised!

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