Zac Efron Nervously Admits He “Doesn’t Know What To Do” With Huge Penis

Of course flawless heartthrob Zac Efron has never taken sexual enhancement aids like Viagra—how could you possibly enhance something that is already perfect?

The beautiful 26-year-old That Awkward Moment star dropped by Conan with costar Miles Teller this week, and revealed the extent of his knowledge about the little blue pills that inspired his new full-body nude scene. He tells Conan that “a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend” once took “a half of a half of a half” of Viagra and it “turned him into like a horse”! Zac says after that, “his friend” didn’t know what to do with his newfound huge horse peen and fell asleep.

Really?! We can think of at least 20 things “your friend” could have done with that, Zac. Call us next time.