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Zac Efron Nervously Admits He “Doesn’t Know What To Do” With Huge Penis

Of course flawless heartthrob Zac Efron has never taken sexual enhancement aids like Viagra—how could you possibly enhance something that is already perfect?

The beautiful 26-year-old That Awkward Moment star dropped by Conan with costar Miles Teller this week, and revealed the extent of his knowledge about the little blue pills that inspired his new full-body nude scene. He tells Conan that “a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend” once took “a half of a half of a half” of Viagra and it “turned him into like a horse”! Zac says after that, “his friend” didn’t know what to do with his newfound huge horse peen and fell asleep.

Really?! We can think of at least 20 things “your friend” could have done with that, Zac. Call us next time.

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16 Comments

  • Cam

    So…in other words, Zak’s “Friend” had never had a nice solid erection before? Sad.

  • dale landefeld

    A 4 hour woody….wow…but cannot pee….thus this pic on the toilet….

  • SteveDenver

    No Zac, He was just pretending to be asleep while you worked his pole.

  • Bad Ass Biker

    For some reason my BS meter is going off.

  • Curtispsf

    Clap…if the boner is on another person.

  • tada-no

    Every guy thinks he is a horse including Efron but unfortunately there are statistics and reality.

  • Spike

    Err, it’s makes your hard, not bigger. He’s an idiot that will be doing gay pron once he party’s his way through all of his Disney money.

  • jmmartin

    I can give him some pointers.

  • DuMaurier

    @tada-no: I thought it was that most guys think they’re too small. But just like the statistical odds of winning the lottery are abysmal but SOMEONE does, there are horses out there….

  • GymJockTX

    I could care less what comes out of this gorgeous jock boy’s mouth. He’s just flat out painfully hot and fun to watch. Thanks for the tighty-whity scenes in The Paperboy, Mr. E. Very nice. Somebody’s having fun with that gear.

  • Cam

    @Bad Ass Biker:

    I think you’re right, this sounds like a typical type of story that somebody’s publicist will hand them before one of these shows. With women celebs it’s “Talk about thinking that this other woman is attractive etc…

  • Richard

    Somehow I doubt he doesn’t know what to do with a huge dick, or a medium sized, or…

  • misterhollywood

    Gotta say we Zac Efron is super hot and he seems like a very cool guy. Many people have wondered if he is gay or straight or what. I’ll include a link to a page that addresses that here.

    http://www.straight-or-gay.com/zac-efron-straight-gay/

    One of the cool things about this dude is that he really doesn’t care what people think of him. And as far as the size of his … well … it is hot to fantasize:)

  • richard

    Zac, just doesn’t seem to be Top Material? But Who Doesn’t say they are anyway.

  • ptay85

    I don’t even like the kid and my head explodes whenever he takes his shirt off. Better get his life together though, before he ends up as one of the faces of meth. Seriously, who accidentally breaks their jaw and fights homeless people? Oh, right, other homeless people.

  • georgemed222

    One (other) thing to do with it: keep it healthy! Guys need to take steps to keep the tool in good condition; using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help with dry/flaky organ skin, odor, etc.

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