We knew that a Canadian could only reign in Las Vegas for so long. When Celine Dion's time at Caesar's Palace is up in 2008, her expensive, diamond-laden shoes will be filled by none other than our favorite (if somewhat bloated) pop diva Cher. Like Celine, Cher will have a special "palace" built just for her to entertain the masses, where she will sing hit after hit until her hot flashes force her to leave the stage.

Cher Says She'll Replace Celine in '08 [Fox News via Jack Mauro]