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Davey Wavey Daily: New Apartment Too Low Brow For His Pecs

Davey has relocated to Toronto for 14 weeks. (Normally he’s in Rhode Island or something.) But he’s not happy with the place he rented. The shitty locks! The fluorescent lights! The window-installed air conditioning! Too dumpy for Queerty‘s YouTube mascot?

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By:           editor editor
On:           May 20, 2009
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No. 1 · jojoko

we don’t care about davey wavey

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · red phone

and it’s not even posted “daily,” is it? wtf??

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Edna Sonambulist

Of course he’s Queerty’s mascot. He’s as vapid as the people who “write” for this site.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · jake

Oh, this is your mascot. Bye bye websWHITE. YOU SUCK.

this makes total sense..this is esentially the face of gay white america, the face of this stupid website. don’t censor me either, unless you’re against the first amendment.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Jeff

PLEASE STOP WITH THE DAVEY WAVEY!! He nauseates most of us.

lets give you a hint. Lefferts GOOD. Davey Wavey BAD

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Jason

I find Davey Wavey pretty annoying but this is the worst. Oh you poor thing, having to live for 14 weeks in an unrenovated high rise apartment with a better view than most of us real gays could ever afford. Nevermind all of us (thankfully not me) who don’t have jobs at all right now. Get real.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Dick

WTF is this loser?

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Jamie

Can you say high-maintenance? Jesus Christ.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · TANK

Puke in a fan.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · michael

Whew! Are folks so desperate for entertainment that a guy like this could actually create a following for himself? I understand the attraction people have with being a voyeur into other peoples lives but this is so uninteresting.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Mark.of.Antares

Davey Wavey is about as upbeat and cheerful as this site is bitter.

Let’s find a happy medium here, people!

Yeah, and Mr. Wavey’s quality of life is apparently a lot higher than the rest of reality. cry moar, plz kthxbai

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Chris

You all have made me very happy with your comments because I swore to God it was only me who was annoyed by this Davey Wavey character. Let’s find “mascots” that are actual people dealing with actual problems in some respectable way, rather than people who blow shit out of proportion.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Angus

Did anyone read the story of the Catholic Church in Ireland being found guilty of sex abuse of children for the last 50 years? And they think they have the moral authority to decide who gets married and who does not. Fuck the lot of them, including that creepy pope guy.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Alec · Member · 366 comments

It’s very hard for me to watch “Davey Wavey” without laughing; he sounds exactly like this Mormon guy I know. To a t.

I think someone needs to explore the idea of personality cults on youtube specifically and the internet generally, on a related note.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Steve

@jake:
The first amendment refers to the US Congress:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

note that it doesn’t say “Queerty”.

OTOH, OMG, mascot? Davey Wavey is damn annoying…but in a train wreck sort of way…you just have to watch…can’t look away…must stop…no, really, stop.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · fixator

Well, for such a supposed health nut as he claims to be he’s got a lot wrinkles and bags around his eyes…what?! Just saying

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Rob Tisinai

@jake: Sorry, everybody, I know it doesn’t matter, but it’s a pet peeve of mine: Jake, the First Amendment HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PRIVATE WEBSITES DELETING COMMENTS–IT’S ONLY ABOUT GOVERNMENT ACTION!

Okay, I’m done shouting. The First Amendment starts with the words “Congress shall make no law…” It certainly does not require Queerty (or any other private organization) to give you a forum for your speech.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Thom Freeheart

More Davey please. He makes me smile at the end of a stressful day.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Braeden

this guy’s a fucking idiot. i live in toronto, and i’m embarrassed he’s here.

yes, queen victoria. because canada is a member of the commonwealth. which queen victoria used to rule. so we have a day.

google it, idiot.

it’s as inane as me going to rhode island and saying “yeah, it’s july the fourth. they’re celebrating it. I don’t know why… the independence of something.”

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · TANK

@Braeden:

braeden, here in the states, we call it indeependence day. Only trash calls it the the fourth of jewwwwwlie (not july the fourth, either, canuck).

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · atdleft

Oh jeez, this is hilarious! Keep the Davey Wavey coming! (And not just b/c his first name is my last name…) :-D

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · Richard

OK, seriously, which of the editors is fucking Davey Wavey? Can you not see we’re uninterested in this tripe? Jesus Christ.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Edna Sonambulist

@fixator: It’s from all the meth he does that keeps him up at night and to keep himself supposedly hot.

@Angus: This is actually worth “reporting” on. Not a flaming queen that makes me somewhat sad to be a gay man.

Posted: May 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Barry Obama

you just have to watch

Uh, no you don’t.

Posted: May 21, 2009 at 11:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Cam

@jake: You said ”
Oh, this is your mascot. Bye bye websWHITE. YOU SUCK.

this makes total sense..this is esentially the face of gay white america, the face of this stupid website. don’t censor me either, unless you’re against the first amendment.”

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Can we just get it straight that the first amendment portects you from being arrested for speaking out against the government. It doesn’t protect you from being punished for speech in the context of a privately held business, website, etc…

Now with that out of the way….Jake, you’re a racist douchebg. This guy is the face of a vapid boring little twink. If you have a problem with White guys, then get some therepy but fuck you for comparing us all to this mess.

Posted: May 21, 2009 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · Alexander

Wow. That actually seems like a really NICE apartment downtown. Great view, and if it’s just you, man, suck it up. You have a job AND an awesome place to stay? Come on, get down from the Ivory Tower and enjoy your time in a beautiful city!

Posted: May 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Richard Haines

He is what is wrong with America. Spoiled, rich and so ethnocentric.

Posted: Jun 24, 2009 at 8:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · Itstheberries

TOOL.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 29 · sidewalk

Light bulbs can be replaced, but a dim bulb upstairs cannot.

Posted: Mar 15, 2011 at 3:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 30 · sidewalk

btw the lock on the door is to prevent a friend from walking in and seeing/smelling you strain at stool

Posted: Mar 15, 2011 at 4:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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