This just in: Drake may love having his salad tossed by random groupies, but when it comes to making out with Madonna, he’s not interested.
Last summer, a woman described in graphic detail to the blog Media Take Out how she allegedly performed a rim job on the hip hop crooner:
It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking.
Evidently, however, the “Started From The Bottom” hitmaker prefers to keep his freaky behavior in the bedroom. Because when Madonna tried getting fresh with him on stage over the weekend, he appeared to have a panic attack.
While performing “Human Nature” at Coachella, Madge, looking hotter than ever, approached Drake from behind, throwing his head back and planting a big, juicy kiss right on his mouth. She then proceeded to hold his arms down as she lodged her tongue deeper and deeper down this throat while he squirmed uncomfortably in his chair.
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When she finally released him, Drake, looking thoroughly disgusted, began frantically wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. As Madonna made her dramatic exit, the hip hop crooner could be heard saying: “Holy shit. What the fuck just happened?”
Check out the awkwardness below…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niInmg0Bwgw
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Chris L. Reynolds
That’s creepy,and rather desperate!
Demitrius Wolfe
Yeah, getting deep throat tongue action from the elderly would turn my stomach too.
TJ Mochanski
Yep…looks like he’s about to ralph.
Justin Mogg
Shelley-Anne
Mark Springer
It was probably that damned grill of hers.
Roberson Randy
Interesting reaction.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
No longer a fan of the artistically bankrupt 80s pop fav. However, the most creepy aspect about this story is the gleeful misogynistic tone of the writer (cowardly name withheld, as per)
scotshot
I had a woman old enough to be my grandmother stick her tongue down my throat, Like Drake I was horrified and disgusted.
robho3
She is just gross.
Jester DeKay
I’d be into it
Masc Pride
He probably tasted Polident.
Bill Pappas
mabbe he is a mam
lou2865
Yes! Madonna! Keep pissing people off and do what you do! I a very amused. Thank you. It’s madonna bitchez. Get over it!
TomOH
Should have read “Madonna Gives Drake Herpes”
Blackceo
Ewwww…please sit down Madge. I don’t blame Drake’s reaction. Just cuz u Madonna doesn’t mean u can go kissin all over folk on the mouth.
TemptyK
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Why the fuck would anyone want to be tongue kissed by Madonna? Gross! She’s old and gross and old, yeah… And old. Yuck!
lykeitiz
@lou2865: Exactly! That’s Madonna……upsetting uptight a$$holes since the 80’s!
Xzamilio
From Desperately Seeking Susan to Desperately Seeking Attention… sigh.
However, Drake didn’t seem THAT mortified or grossed out… but this isn’t 1995 and Madonna needs to understand that her sexy is not a youthful sexy. Look at Helen Mirren… that is sexiness and someone who has embraced their age… and if I were straight, I would give it to Helen Mirren.
MarionPaige
He’s sitting on the stag in a chair while Madonna is performing and he sees Madonna approaching him. What did he think would happen? It really looks like Madonna was set up, like it was planned that she would kiss him but he pulled the rug out from under her by showing apparent disgust. Or,
Maybe she surprised Drake and had se__n in her mouth. Haven’t we all done that to guys acting too butch ( or guys who think they can just get a free b/j with no consequences)?
MarionPaige
it’s confirmed … Drake says at TMZ that Madonna was wearing semen flavored lipstick.
Christopher Trombley
She’s sucking the youth outta him!!
Fang
Oh geez. The appropriate response to this is NOT “ew, Madonna is OLD! How dare she kiss a younger man??” but rather “it’s clear Drake was uncomfortable by some aspect of the kiss. She should not have done something if she didn’t have his permission”. Also, it seems to me that the kiss was a planned part of the performance. Buuuuut maybe she gave too much tongue or something and that’s was Drake’s reaction was about? I don’t know. But ageism is tired and lame.
Desert Boy
Madonna is starting to remind me of the Baby Jane Hudson character in the Bette Davis horror movie, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. She looks, sounds and behaves like Baby Jane Hudson. She really is pathetic.
Captain Obvious
The Mummy Returns
Mark Klein
A mess.
Richard Molinar
I would gack too
Jokie X Wilson
She’d been felching and spit the cum into his mouth.
Laurence DJ-Larry Lassiter
Drake would have LOVED It had it been an NBA player or Usher !!!!
o.codone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-VypWecJzI
charwegl
The idea isn’t that she’s old and lethargic. It’s that he clearly wasn’t uncomfortable with her just making out with him (clearly without his permission). She shouldn’t have done that. If the roles were reversed people would be up in arms.
Petro Dance
It looks like she bit him
jar
She’s revolting. Madonna, that is.
Summer Lopez
Before I saw everyone’s comments everywhere, I thought she bit him too… at the moment he swung his hand down. His face looks like a pain grimace afterward.
Alejandro Cesar Medina
I told you Tiffany! I want some Drake salad.
Sansacro
she spit into his mouth. some of you will have a 75-year-old vampire expectorating into your throat tonight while you sleep. enjoy: it’s well deserved.
nmuphelps
Oh dear! Well, she does have a go ladies doesn’t she? To slightly misquote Olivier in “The Entertainer” . . . .
Blackceo
@Fang:
Then what pray tell is the “approriate” response? I don’t give a damn how old you are. When I don’t want your lips on mine it’s eww bitch eww. Clearly it either went too far or he just plain didn’t want to and had it been reversed and it been Drake doing that to Madonna and she had that reaction people would be all over Drake.
Oh and Queerty…..no reputable person cites Mediatakout. Somehow a story about Drake looking like he wanted to vomit after that make out session with Madonna turned into unfounded rumors about him getting rimmed. I cannot!!!
Tony Willman
Probably all a publicity stunt!!
leopoldbuttersstotch
He already made it clear on TMZ and posted this on his instagram account https://instagram.com/p/1cJL_IjQPW/?taken-by=champagnepapi …But you know it’s a lot more fun to believe what you want to believe and continue to make fun of Madonna because she’s so ewww and old or whatever. The memes are already out there so a big win for the haters club. So yeah no need to update the story right??
Michael
Oh how boring. Its never enough for her to release an album and just get on with it. Its become like, oh what did she do this week? Last week on Jimmy Fallon she grinded into a dancer’s ass (just before her son jumped into frame), then she grabbed a guy from the audience and forced him to inhale her womanliness, the less said about her lame attempt at stand-up the better, and now she’s attacking poor Drake. Does she want us to recoil or applaud?
Poor thing, so terribly, terribly insecure.
hotshot70
Madonna is a sex offender. Men doing such things are put in jail. Time for #Grandmadonna to take prunes and stop trying to make out with people young enough to be her kids or grandkids.
jason smeds
This is pathetic even by Madonna’s usual pathetic standards. She’s done this type of stunt before, the most obvious being with Britney Spears.
I suspect she’s disappointed at the commercial failure of her new album and just wants us to notice her at any cost.
DawnTrans
So after all the queens here have chimed in their disgust of females, Its come out that it was the taste of her lipstick that caused that reaction…..God knows you queens dont need an excuse to be haters,….its inbread
scotshot
@DawnTrans: Right. Did she still have the taste of his ass on his lips? What’s that old line about $hit not stinking?
DawnTrans
spelling correction *inbred*
jason smeds
DawnTrans,
Oh, grow up. We have every right to loathe Madonna’s behavior. She deserves everything she gets.
Oh, and has anybody else noticed how Madge seems to be copying Lady Gaga’s look these days?
Kevin J Desmond
Ok this is now OLD news … find something new to talk about !!!
James Hart
I don’t blame him; she’s an old hag.
Bob Kellerman
Today he said it was the after taste of her lipstick
mediajky
It’s sad. I do respect the fact that she is still such a driven and disciplined person. It just feels like there is a better way to channel the image of desirability at 56. I don’t think you stop being sexy when you get older necessarily, but to me it is always a turn off when the person, be man or woman, desperately tries to link their vitality to acting like a teenager. It is ironic that she is accusing people of being ageists. She is coming across as the biggest ageist of them all.