Ex-Gay Couple Split!
Madonna’s divorce definitely grabbed headlines, but here’s one that we find far more fascinating: ex-gay activists Greg Quinlan and Cheryl Quinlan called it quits.
The couple became poster children for the “cured queer” movement and even used their marriage as a political chip, like when Greg Quinlan testified to Ohio lawmakers that he and his wife were proof gays don’t need marriage rights – we can just go straight! Said Mr. Quinlan:
Tens of thousands of homosexuals have changed and more desire to change. Homosexuality is a behavior–not a genetic trait. Based on verifiable evidence, there is no justification for same sex marriage, civil unions, or domestic partnership legislation. None.My wife and I are living proof–along with thousands of others–that persons with same-sex attraction can, and have, changed–and thereby can marry and be happy again.
We have chosen to follow the Manufactures’ specific guidelines for our lives. That means committed to one another as man and woman.
Poor Greg spoke too soon, huh?
Ok cool now we just need to find his manhunt account and is time for a PR blits :-)
Now, BLAST’EM!! Lying f*cktards.
I love that they dress alike. It helps to underscore their deep, heterosexual commitment to one another.
Ajax is funny.
Maybe someone wants a liaison with Ted Haggard.
Wait, wait…let me get my shocked face ready…SHOCKER!
HA HA HA, he’s eating his STUPID words. I wonder if he needs any “Mayo.”
Looks like they didn’t follow the “manufactures” “guidelines” correctly.
Shame, I had my hopes so high for a well engineered lifelong Godly sanctified deceit.
Ah, there’s no Schadenfreude like political Schadenfreude! Delicious.
“Another one bites the dust”, though more likely the pillow in Greg’s case.
“The Manufacture”? Is he talking about God, or is this some ex-gay program with an extra-creepy name?
I’ll say it: she’s hot and sad-looking at the same time. That’s cute. I would be glad to re-introduce her to the team.
ditto kate. i’d hit it.