Excellent Police Work: Cops Nab Man Wearing Lady Swimsuit
“Sugarcreek Township Police [of Ohio] said a man who has been harassing people while wearing a woman’s bathing suit was arrested Monday evening. For about a week people have been calling Sugarcreek Township police to say a man in a one-piece bathing suit was harassing them along the banks of the Little Miami River and along nearby streets. [...] Police said [suspect Kevin Lee Miller, 41] was even wearing a bra, which had other swimsuits stuffed in the cups to fill them out.”
Meanwhile, Lord knows how many gay people got mugged, robbed or beaten up during that same period of time?
Mr. Miller is going to be laughing all the way to the bank! He was arrested for “indecent exposure”, but alas, there was nothing indecent about it — all of his ‘naughty bits’ were covered. All he has to do is get a lawyer to read the pertinent law to the jury. Indecent exposure is defined as having one’s genitals, anus, or female mammary organs on display in public, it doesn’t cover personal taste in attire.
He’ll be rich, and Sugarcreek will be a laughing stalk.
@Tim: I’m just curious what a “laughing stalk” is.
@Nate: An amused corn plant.
@hyhybt: I love you.