Happy Endings

• Gay judges on the case. “Don’t I look fabulous in this robe?” [USA Today]

• Madonna justifies her African love. “To prove it, I’ll nail myself to this cross.” [Daily Mail]

• Proposed Kentucky bill will hurt prof lovers. “No pension for you.” [365 Gay]

• Lucas Films unveils La Dolce Vita trailer. “Oh, yes, there will be cock.” [Lucas Blog]

• Former Rabbi admonished World Pride. “I can’t stop kvetching about homos.” [Pink News UK]

• Todd Oldham to star on Project Runway spin-off. “We’ve had a crush on Oldham since House of Style. (Seriously.)” [Radar]