Happy Endings: Desperate Storylines

• Jeffrey Brezovar is many things: gay model, boyfriend to Nate Berkus and, um, father to Camryn Manheim’s baby.

• Bored with Desperate Housewives so far this season? You’re not alone.

• A lesbian has accused her basketball coach of kicking her off the team for being gay. We’re siding with the coach on this one. Who in their right mind would kick a dyke off their basketball team and still expect to win?

• Kanye West has blasted homophobic hip-hop lyrics, but how does he feel about his music appearing on a gay TV show? Well, that’s another story.

• Ohio plans to open a museum documenting the history of gays in the Buckeye State. And we thought museums couldn’t get any gayer than Liberace’s.