Happy Endings: Hasselhoff Weeps

• The transtastic Pete Burns will tell all in his upcoming autobiography, including sex with rock stars. [WOW Report]

• David Hasselhoff cried at the American Idol finale, perhaps after seeing Clay Aiken sing Elton John. [Towleroad]

• Local newspapers are still working on the subtleties of gay labels. Here is one hilarious example. [The Malcontent]

• We always sort of wanted to grab onto this ourselves. Oh David Silver, where did you go? [A Socialite's Life]

• Project Runway‘s Andrae Gonzalo picks apart someone’s outfit, not that he has any right after all those disastrous short shorts he was sporting. [Gawker]