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• We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.

Mike Huckabee’s a manipulative bitch:

Mike Huckabee is holding a press conference right now in which he was supposed to unveil a new negative ad against arch rival Mitt Romney.

But Mr. Huckabee came to the press conference and announced he’d had a change of heart and would not be broadcasting the ad after all.

He then broadcast it for a room crammed with reporters, photographers and television cameras.

Way to take the high ground, Huck.

• Today’s Choire Sicha’s last day at Gawker. Good luck on everything, Mr. S! The Metro Section will miss your peepers.

• Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.

Black gay man in The Netherlands refuses to be intimidated.

• God bless Giorgio Armani: he’s 543 years old and still wears a speedo.

New York City’s dangerous.

Kobe Bryant feels “violated” by short shorts.

• San Francisco’s gay chorus sings for Russian comrades.

NY Times does not “recognize” America. And, quite frankly, neither do we.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Dec 31, 2007
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  • 18 Comments
    • flightoftheseabird
      flightoftheseabird

      “We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.”

      But I’d pay for the video if they were

      Dec 31, 2007 at 4:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gay as life
      gay as life

      Damn – Armani is my new idol.

      Dec 31, 2007 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StFu
      StFu

      Why does everybody have to be fucking “gay” to you? Way to negate regular friendships.

      Jan 1, 2008 at 2:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Ghost of John Wayne's Swivel Hips
      The Ghost of John Wayne's Swivel Hips

      Dear StFu,

      Because real, gun-toting, straight-shooting, testosterone-oozing, 110% hetro men only go out with other men in packs – never one-on-one – and then only to hunt for pussy in which to plant their seed, that’s why.

      If you are harboring feelings of friendship towards another man — regular or otherwise — may I suggest reparative therapy before it’s too late, and all the girls start calling you sissyboy.

      And remember Jesus loves ‘ya, but only in a emotionally distant, reproachful way.

      Jan 1, 2008 at 10:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • poof
      poof

      If not of these these two, then wonder who will be the 1st?

      Jan 1, 2008 at 11:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix
      Phoenix

      “Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.”

      Does it make me a girl if I want to see Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood fucking in their LOTR costumes?

      Jan 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix
      Phoenix

      ‘Kobe Bryant feels “violated” by short shorts.’

      Yes, Kobe. Somebody might come up behind you, force your head between your knees, and stick their cock up your ass.

      Jan 1, 2008 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      they’re both closet bitches!!

      Jan 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mrmansonx
      mrmansonx

      I don’t know about these 2, but the guy in the back looks gaaay.

      Jan 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Ghost of Eartha Quake
      The Ghost of Eartha Quake

      So does that 7 and a half foot girlfriend on the left

      Jan 1, 2008 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sérgio Nogueira
      Sérgio Nogueira

      Hi boys, add me:
      sergionogueira07@hotmail.com
      Hugs

      Jan 1, 2008 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • StFu
      StFu

      Dear The Ghost of John Wayne’s Swivel Hips,
      What did you even say? Swirl it around and spit it out like cum much?

      Jan 1, 2008 at 7:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jules
      jules

      StFu: Slow down baby, it’s ok to be gay. Welcome!

      Jan 1, 2008 at 8:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Ghost of John Wayne’s Swivel Hips
      The Ghost of John Wayne’s Swivel Hips

      Dear Tool, er, I mean StFu,

      No, sweetie, spitting is something I leave to straight boys like you. It always looks so butch.

      Jan 1, 2008 at 10:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • liltomtom
      liltomtom

      wow this site has gone to shit. don’t expect me to visit it daily if you can’t even do an update. PATHETIC

      Jan 2, 2008 at 7:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln
      abelincoln

      I have to turn in my gay credentials… who the hell are these guys?

      Jan 2, 2008 at 7:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TBSJR
      TBSJR

      JC come out already. Lance did

      Jan 2, 2008 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CarrieOn
      CarrieOn

      They are not gay. They have the same manager, and it was their job to be seen partying around Miami. I’m glad Chace was w/JC, because Carrie is my gurl, and he’s not going to mess that up. Don’t you think Carrie and Chace together and alone are to die for? BTW, I’m female, and I need a GBF. Any takers? Perez hasn’t answered me yet, but I know he will.

      Jan 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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