Happy Endings: Indeed…

• We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.

Mike Huckabee’s a manipulative bitch:

Mike Huckabee is holding a press conference right now in which he was supposed to unveil a new negative ad against arch rival Mitt Romney.

But Mr. Huckabee came to the press conference and announced he’d had a change of heart and would not be broadcasting the ad after all.

He then broadcast it for a room crammed with reporters, photographers and television cameras.

Way to take the high ground, Huck.

• Today’s Choire Sicha’s last day at Gawker. Good luck on everything, Mr. S! The Metro Section will miss your peepers.

• Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.

Black gay man in The Netherlands refuses to be intimidated.

• God bless Giorgio Armani: he’s 543 years old and still wears a speedo.

New York City’s dangerous.

Kobe Bryant feels “violated” by short shorts.

• San Francisco’s gay chorus sings for Russian comrades.

NY Times does not “recognize” America. And, quite frankly, neither do we.


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  • flightoftheseabird

    “We don’t think Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are fucking, but we bet at least one of them comes out next year.”

    But I’d pay for the video if they were

  • gay as life

    Damn – Armani is my new idol.

  • StFu

    Why does everybody have to be fucking “gay” to you? Way to negate regular friendships.

  • The Ghost of John Wayne's Swivel Hips

    Dear StFu,

    Because real, gun-toting, straight-shooting, testosterone-oozing, 110% hetro men only go out with other men in packs – never one-on-one – and then only to hunt for pussy in which to plant their seed, that’s why.

    If you are harboring feelings of friendship towards another man — regular or otherwise — may I suggest reparative therapy before it’s too late, and all the girls start calling you sissyboy.

    And remember Jesus loves ‘ya, but only in a emotionally distant, reproachful way.

  • poof

    If not of these these two, then wonder who will be the 1st?

  • Phoenix

    “Ladies love man-on-man action, says Mark Simpson.”

    Does it make me a girl if I want to see Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood fucking in their LOTR costumes?

  • Phoenix

    ‘Kobe Bryant feels “violated” by short shorts.’

    Yes, Kobe. Somebody might come up behind you, force your head between your knees, and stick their cock up your ass.

  • alan brickman

    they’re both closet bitches!!

  • mrmansonx

    I don’t know about these 2, but the guy in the back looks gaaay.

  • The Ghost of Eartha Quake

    So does that 7 and a half foot girlfriend on the left

  • StFu

    Dear The Ghost of John Wayne’s Swivel Hips,
    What did you even say? Swirl it around and spit it out like cum much?

  • jules

    StFu: Slow down baby, it’s ok to be gay. Welcome!

  • The Ghost of John Wayne’s Swivel Hips

    Dear Tool, er, I mean StFu,

    No, sweetie, spitting is something I leave to straight boys like you. It always looks so butch.

  • liltomtom

    wow this site has gone to shit. don’t expect me to visit it daily if you can’t even do an update. PATHETIC

  • abelincoln

    I have to turn in my gay credentials… who the hell are these guys?


    JC come out already. Lance did

  • CarrieOn

    They are not gay. They have the same manager, and it was their job to be seen partying around Miami. I’m glad Chace was w/JC, because Carrie is my gurl, and he’s not going to mess that up. Don’t you think Carrie and Chace together and alone are to die for? BTW, I’m female, and I need a GBF. Any takers? Perez hasn’t answered me yet, but I know he will.

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