Herman Cain Beats Fred Karger To Become GOP’s First Official Presidential Candidate

By announcing a presidential exploratory committee, Herman Cain, who you’ve probably never heard of but he is a former pizza chain entrepreneur and now hosts an Atlanta radio show, today becomes the first Republican candidate for the White House. Speaking in the third person, Cain tells CNN, “People who say that Herman Cain has no chance of winning the nomination for the Republican Party or win the in presidency – I simply say thank you. Because all my life I have been in situations where I wasn’t supposed to become VP of Pillsbury, I wasn’t supposed to be able to turn Godfather’s Pizza around. I wasn’t supposed to succeed in climbing the corporate ladder in corporate America. So to the people who say I don’t have a chance I say, thank you. Because that inspires me.” YES WE CAIN!