Meet the cast of Jersey Score, the inevitable gay porn to come from the producers who didn’t bring you MTV’s Jersey Shore. Jet Set Met cast Dean Coxx as The Stimulation, who explains what happens when a couple of friends get together at the shore to gym, tan, and laundry.
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Jersey Shore‘s Gay Porn Parody Even Has the Notorious Punch to the Face
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alan
This is just so sad. Long gone are the days when porn attempted to be cutting edge and subversive. Nowadays, they’re mimicking lame TV shows.
Maybe it’s because porn has become the domain of drug addicts and pimps.
Michael vdB
Porn has been mimicking movies for years. Are you surprised that it would do a TV show? There is a wide spectrum in the porn world and everyone has a niche. You may not like it, but there may be many out there that will. Time will tell.
Jaybo
Couple that with the fact that almost every one of the guys self identifies as heterosexual making porn as gay-for pay, I would want to give a face punch to one of them too. What is more annoying, Dean Coxx playing himself (he is from Northeast Philly, a stupid meat head, and probably went to Sea Isle City on the Jersey Shore anyway!) Or the fact that we have to deal with non gays taking over our porn?
S Cassidy
All of these guys look gross. And I like Italians.
nikko
I hate GAY4PAY. It has ruined male erotica to boring , mechanical sex by guys who don’t want to be with guys and homophbia. ItMany are probablly bisexual and still claim they’re straight! Even in gay porn, they lie! How offensive! And I’m supposed to be turned on by this? Yech. Straight guys, stay away, thanks. And keep your
delusions to yourself.
mikeandrewsdantescove
The acting is terrible but the men are HOT!
Mike
http://promotemusic.blogspot.com/
Fitz
That kind of body, and (more importantly) that kind of energy leave me limp. Hi. My name is Fitz, and I like men.
jason
Gay porn isn’t as bad as straight porn. Straight porn is a total lie. It markets as straight but contains female homosexual activity.
The bisexual double standard in porn is the best illustration of why porn is so harmful to society’s perception of human sexuality. When 99% of all porn movies containing men and women allow female-female interactions but not male-male ones, it’s bound to have a distorting effect on perceptions.
It’s a homophobic double standard that’s being encouraged and promoted by the straight porn studios and the whores they employ.
Jayson
Zzzzzzz
Ryan
@jason:
I’m sorry, are you seriously saying straight porn is homophobic, because it doesn’t include dudes having sex in it? Seriously? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?
Gay porn doesn’t have women in it. Does that mean it’s sexist?
Hilarious
Gay-For-Pay is a fetish. The guys are gay as hell and aren’t remotely good actors. So lets be real.
When they say they’re straight while jerking off on each other do you really believe them?
The fact of the matter is some guys are hooked on the idea that they’re watching straight guys do gay porn…which makes it a fetish, but not reality.
There’s nothing straight about them.
No straight woman wants a guy who gets his ass plowed weekly and still has to take a second job to pay the bills.
The myth that porn sites pay a ton is ridiculous.
Jeremy
@Hilarious: No, these actors are really straight. Or at least they claimed so. But who cares? They are still horrible porn actors anyway. Studio wants to use that “straight guys fuck each other” fetish? Fine by me. The one thing that matters is that they give us good performances. But using the “I’m straight so my D*** cannot be hard” as an excuse for their mediocrity is unacceptable.
About the “wives and girlfriends”, I guess they are just in denial as much as these guys. I mean there are still people who don’t believe in evolution, right?
AlwaysGay
Gay men have to realize that gay men are attracted to MASCULINE men and it’s natural and unchangeable. Unlike heterosexuals who are raised ulimately to find other sex partners, gay people are NOT raised to find same sex partners. Many gay men are stubborn and don’t want to do what it takes to attract other gay men. They instead do everything they can do repel gay men like become drag queens.
Heterosexual males in gay porn are pathetic. They can’t find real jobs and are turned away from heterosexual porn because their endowments are not large enough (heterosexual males only want to see large dicks in their porn, go figure). Gay porn is the last legal resort for them. I want hot, attractive GAY men in my gay porn. Only gay men can do the job right. Heterosexual males don’t like kissing which is a big turn off for men. BTW, the guys at 1:13, 1:20, 1:35 and 1:41 are gay in the first video, I don’t know about the others.
Alex Sarmiento
Oh, great. A bunch of heteros doing gay porn (which in and of itself is stupid), and on top of that, doing a heteros-doing-gay-porn version of JERSEY WHORES. And yes, that was deliberate. What, they couldn’t find some fine-ass gay boys to do it?
Ogre Magi
@Alex Sarmiento: At Helix studios most of the models are gay
jason
Ryan,
Gay male porn contains only men who interact with other men. It makes this clear in its advertising.
Straight porn contains both men and women. However, it forbids the men from interacting with each other. Women, on the other hand, are allowed to interact with each other. It’s lesbian activity being marketed under the straight orientation banner.
The inclusion of female homosexuality in straight porn is a sleazy attempt by the porn industry to “normalize” female homosexuality – but not male homosexuality – in the eyes of the people. The double standard is obvious.
We in the gay community will never achieve equality unless we bring down the porn industry and its bisexual double standard. Along with fighting the James Dobsons of this world, we also need to fight the sleazeballs in the porn industry who perpetuate the bisexual double standard.
jason
As for gay guys who want to watch straight guys making out, I think it’s similar to the fetish that straight guys have for watching women making out. Both are fetishes involving homosexual activity.
Ryan
@jason:
Just so we’re totally clear on this, you’re really and truly saying that straight porn should include scenes of men having sex in them, because to do otherwise would be “homophobic”, “sleazy”, and a “double-standard”?
And why would straight guys watch such porn? You don’t watch lesbian porn. Why is it okay for gay porn to exclude lesbians, but not okay for straight porn to exclude gay men? Because it “makes it clear in it’s advertising?” Well, so does straight porn, so your “reason” there is untrue. Some straight porn only has guy-on-girl sex, some has lesbian or bisexual sex. All are accurately advertised.
I really think you may actually be insane. So what does that make me, trying to talk sense into you? Sigh.
jason
Ryan,
Straight porn, by definition, should only include heterosexual scenes. However, it doesn’t just include heterosexual scenes. It also includes homosexual activity between women but not between men.
When only one type of homosexual activity is presented as compatible with heterosexual activity in this way, it distorts how the public sees human sexuality in general.
Straight porn is therefore a distortion of the male-female paradigm. The distortion is skewed towards male heterosexual orientation (attraction to woman) and fetish (attraction to lesbian activity). The fetish is marketed under the straight orientation banner. My point is that you can’t use a fetish to define or market an orientation.
Gay male porn is honest in so far as there is no restriction on who can interact with whom. Straight porn, in contrast, does restrict.
Ryan
So you really are saying it, aren’t you? Really and truly? Straight porn is wrong because their are no dudes having sex in them. Wow. WOW WOW WOW.
I’ll play along, and go down your Rabbit Hole of insanity: You say gay porn doesn’t restrict who can interact with whom. Of course it does. It restricts women from interacting with men and women interacting with women. You say straight porn is wrong because women have sex with women in some of them. What about straight porns that don’t have lesbian sex in them? Many of them do not, possibly most of them. Are they okay then?
“My point is that you can’t use a fetish to define or market an orientation.”
Why not? Your sentence makes no sense.
DEREK WASHINGTON
Uh, it’s a parody, not the latest from Jean Renoir.
I must say that I’m impressed by the level of discourse on Porn.
jeffree
The Jersey Shore show is ripe & ready to be made into a sexy beach/tan/musclebound satire: a boot-knocking c0ckrockin’ “guido” porn fest, but this was awful: lame dialog, lousy acting, limp plot, and limp other stuff,
Almost makes the original show look “classy”!
I said *almost* okay?
Greg Theron
Kevin Gotti is hot.
nikko
RYAN, while I understand and agree with your point, JASON has points that are right on beyond the push button mentality of people in general, especially when it comes to bisexuality/homosexuality. Straight porn industry denies bi/gay men in most of their films, etc., yet they allow dangerous, unprotected (if vulgar,I may add) sex practices (DP,anal, anal-vagina), and yet nobody says a word. Ugh.
Michael
@Ryan
Did Jason ever once say that straight porn is bad because guys are not having sex in them? No, so quit being so black and white on the issue and listen to him. He is saying that if the porn industry is going to market heterosexual porn they should only include heterosexual acts, no lesbian or bisexual or gay acts. Because if they were to include lesbian/bisexual acts and purposefully exclude homosexual acts, then they would be sending a message to the public that two women together is ok, but two men is unspeakable. He is merely stating that such acts would make it harder for homosexuals to find equality and acceptance due to the exclusion in heterosexual porn, because of the simple fact that straight porn is what the public mainly thinks of when they think of porn. If the porn industry is going to market different kinds of porn, they need to separate it. Straight porn have only male and female. Gay porn have just males. Lesbian porn have just females. Bisexual porn can be either two females and a male or two males and a female. Etc…
I agree with Jason because he actually knew what he was talking about and didn’t ignore topics and questions.
By the way, what is your sexual orientation? If you’re gay then why are you making such a fuss? What do you care? If you’re straight, then stop being such a homophobic jackoff and learn some respect.
Jeffree
If straight men wanted to see two men having sex in porn, they wouldn’t be getting straight porn, they’d get gay porn. Or two guys & one woman porn.
Jason, almost a year later, continues to confuse heterosexual porñ with bisexual porn and gay porn & lesbian p0rn. His beliefs are unfounded and unreasonable when he insists that pôrn should be an accurate portrayal of gender norms and of sexual activity.
His obsession with female bisexuality has gotten creepier over time.
Peter
Jeffree, die with all lesbians! conformist!
Jeffree
@Peter: That comment constitutes a threat. Copies of that are being forwarded by my attorneys to Queerty’s attorneys. I take such threats very seriously.
You and anyone posting from your same computing device will be liable.
xxx
Jeffree, shut up!
Peter
Kiss my ass!!
“Full equality” with double standards on bisexuality? Put this “equality” in your ass!
prohomo
@Michael: I agree with this and wonder why everyone so disagrees with JASON. Straight porn is homophobic in that they won’t hire bi/gay performers.Not that I care for most straight porn. Most of it is vulgar and misogynistic.
Ryan
Blows my mind how many stupid people comment on Queerty.
Gay actors in straight porn? That doesn’t even make any sense. My God, how do you people even know how to use a computer?
Michael
@Ryan: We are free to comment on here because it is an open discussion forum, the only reason you are getting so upset about all this is because you know that you have been proven wrong. Yes, there are gay porn actors in straight porn, so it does make sense. Quit acting like you know everything about porn when, clearly, you don’t.
Luis
where can i see this Jersey shore gay porn ????