Nine Mousepads With Squeezable Man-Booty

Here’s Wild Tiger from Tiger & Bunny, looking thoroughly submissive. We’re digging the sissy stockings, the bell necklace, and the neko ears.

But of course it’s that expression that makes this a true yaoi treat. “Oh no, you mustn’t violate me! I might enjoy it!” Bring your own tentacles.

This work of art can be yours for $19.38 plus S&H, or $16.50 if you order thirteen of them. And why wouldn’t you?

Alas, this is the only model that we could actually find for sale anywhere on the internet. The rest all seem to be concept-mousepads, awaiting execution.

We don’t recognize this character — please leave his name in the comments if he looks familiar — but he certainly has a dapper starfish.

Also, this is probably as good an opportunity as any to point out something that should be obvious but apparently isn’t: boys, if you want to take a tempting picture of yourself, clutching your ass cheeks and pointing a taut rectum at the camera is the most un-sexy thing you can possibly do. Please stop.

Another unidentified character. Anime nerds, please fill us in! (So to speak.) 

The jaunty salute is a nice touch. Aye-aye!

Alas, this mousepad featuring Masamune Date doesn’t appear to be available online anymore, which is a real shame. We love how his arms are crossed, as though daring us to poke him in the perineum.

Ah, the rare mousepad with male décolletage! You know you’re reading a special post when you read the sentence, “it’s the lack of taint that makes this one extra-tasteful.”

Executive realness! Or is he a butler? Anyway, we have no idea who this character is. We tried doing a Google Image search, but all the matches that came up were handbags, which may be telling. That’s quite a gleam on those cheeks.

We have a feeling that this particular model was originally intended to bear female art. Either that, or Wild Tiger’s penis is doing something very unusual indeed.

We were hoping that Jlist.com would actually have this model for sale, since they watermarked the hell out of it. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find any sign of it. We can’t imagine Tiger & Bunny would actually license their characters for this sort of thing, so maybe the copyright-enforcement killjoys caught up with them. Booooooo.