The problem with internet porn, if we really have to nitpick, is that pictures of hunky men lack anything to actually physically squeeze. What’s to be done?
Mouse pads to the rescue! Apparently, it is a thing to make sexy mousepads with butt cheeks over the gel pads. (Or over the boobs, if you’re a lady-fancier.)
DeviantArtist Strobolights recently held a giveaway for a gel mousepad featuring Fire Emblem’s Chrom, offering the viewer a come-hither whimper. Those are some cheeks!
Fortunately, even if you missed the giveaway or Chrom’s not your type, there are plenty of other naughty mousepads to be had. Click through for a collection of our favorites.The problem with internet porn, if we really have to nitpick, is that pictures of hunky men lack anything to actually physically squeeze. What’s to be done?
Mouse pads to the rescue! Apparently, it is a thing to make sexy mousepads with butt cheeks over the gel pads. (Or over the boobs, if you’re a lady-fancier.)
DeviantArtist Strobolights recently held a giveaway for a gel mousepad featuring Fire Emblem’s Chrom, offering the viewer a come-hither whimper. Those are some cheeks!
Fortunately, even if you missed the giveaway or Chrom’s not your type, there are plenty of other naughty mousepads to be had. Click through for a collection of our favorites.
Here’s Wild Tiger from Tiger & Bunny, looking thoroughly submissive. We’re digging the sissy stockings, the bell necklace, and the neko ears.
But of course it’s that expression that makes this a true yaoi treat. “Oh no, you mustn’t violate me! I might enjoy it!” Bring your own tentacles.
This work of art 
We don’t recognize this character — please leave his name in the comments if he looks familiar — but he certainly has a dapper starfish.
Also, this is probably as good an opportunity as any to point out something that should be obvious but apparently isn’t: boys, if you want to take a tempting picture of yourself, clutching your ass cheeks and pointing a taut rectum at the camera is the most un-sexy thing you can possibly do. Please stop. 
Another unidentified character. Anime nerds, please fill us in! (So to speak.)
The jaunty salute is a nice touch. Aye-aye!
Alas, this mousepad featuring Masamune Date 
Ah, the rare mousepad with 
Executive realness! Or is he a butler? Anyway, we have no idea who this character is. We tried doing a Google Image search, but all the matches that came up were handbags, which may be telling. That’s quite a gleam on those cheeks.
We have a feeling that this particular model was originally intended to bear female art. Either that, or Wild Tiger’s penis is doing something very unusual indeed.
We were hoping that Jlist.com would actually have this model for sale, since they watermarked the hell out of it. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find any sign of it. We can’t imagine Tiger & Bunny would actually license their characters for this sort of thing, so maybe the copyright-enforcement killjoys caught up with them. Booooooo.
Vulpes
#4 and #9 look like Sky High from Tiger & Bunny, #7 seems to be Kayneth from Fate/Zero.
balehead
The obsession with underage youths continues….
Shadeaux
Some of those are hilarious and some are just nasty. Is it really that serious!
trelin
Isn’t #8 Flynn Rider (Eugene) from Tangled? Disney won’t be happy.
JDJase
@balehead: Um, don’t see any reference to “underage youths” here, and none of the pictures look like “underage youths.” Big shock, you’re desperately making shit up so that you have SOMETHING to whine and complain about. You’re a disgusting POS
Trodkim
#3 is Takeshi from Reborn Gaurdian of Rain lol
LandStander
@balehead: Let me guess, you did not look at any but the first one? #1 is the only one in the bunch that looks even remotely possible to be underage. Remember, it is read/view -then- post, not the other way around 🙂
Levior
#3 Yamamoto Takeshi from Katekyo Hitman Reborn
#4 Sky High from Tiger and Bunny
#6 Kayneth El Melloi, from Fate/Zero
Only one underage is #3.
Levior
Oh, and #9 is also Sky High (Keith Goodman)
knoxxy2008
I want one!
princecharmling
@trelin: that is Tiger from the series Tiger and Bunny. looks similar to Flynn but totally different continents.
tarutan
They need to make a set of these for the jiggly butt gang from fairy tail lol