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Parks And Rec‘s Adam Scott: Sex Toys Ought To Be Modeled On Channing Tatum’s Ass

Adam Scott might be married with two kids, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have a healthy fascination with the male body.

Especially when that male body happens to belong to the impeccably built Channing Tatum.

“That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory,” Scott said of Tatum to Details. “If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass.”

Er, those kind of exist already, Adam. But perhaps after Channing Tatum bares (almost) all for his upcoming stripper flick Magic Mike, sex toy manufacturers will have enough of a model to work off of.

And, in case his sexuality was coming into question, the Parks And Rec actor quickly apologized: “Sorry for everything I just said.”

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By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Mar 16, 2012
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  • 15 Comments
    • iDavid
      iDavid

      “Sorry for everything I said” ‘but can I have just one lick’?

      Mar 16, 2012 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      LOVED that series he was on with the girl who played JAnice Ian in Mean Girls, Sue Sylvester, and Meghan Mullally. They ran a Hollywood catering company

      Mar 16, 2012 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andrewini
      andrewini

      channum tating has a hideous ass

      Mar 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Os
      Os

      The straight women usually say flattering comments mutually. And we don’t suspect they are automatically lesbians.

      However, I recognize this comment doesn’t appear just a compliment because he expresses it very sexually.

      I don’t know about this man. But, sometimes, we forget to exist bisexual people (they usually don’t come out of the closet). And the most of them (I refer to men) are married (in the straight form) regardless of they could do parallel to it.

      Mar 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mk_ultra_again
      Mk_ultra_again

      Channing Tatum is my fantasy lover so I have to agree with Mr. Scott

      Mar 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kranbree
      kranbree

      Me thinks Adam and Channing share the same agent! This ridiculous story seems like it is yet another attempt to put Channing in the news cycle!! For God’s sake! Stop trying to make Channing happen. We’ve finally been rid of Mark Wahlberg…let us not throw more money at useless ‘actors’ who should really be gracing the covers of Physique Pictorial!

      Mar 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh, ok.
      Oh, ok.

      @Cam: Party Down is getting a movie to wrap it up I believe.

      Mar 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul
      Paul

      @andrewini: Haven’t seen it, so I can’t say…I refuse to sit through 90 minutes of “The Vow” just because he shows his ass for 12 seconds. 12 seconds of anyone’s ass is not enough to sit through 90 minutes of his hideous acting. I’ll just wait for the internet shots that will show up online at some point if they haven’t shown up already.

      Mar 16, 2012 at 7:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Oh, ok.:

      A movie? Nice!

      Mar 17, 2012 at 8:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben
      Ben

      “If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass.” AMEN to that!

      Mar 17, 2012 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lohen
      lohen

      Channing should change his name to Tatum Channing. sounds better, easier to say too.

      Mar 17, 2012 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Belize
      Belize

      @Os: Meanwhile, some of us also forget the propensity of some straight men to say homo-erotic things in an attempt to seem “cool.”

      Mar 18, 2012 at 8:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frizzle65
      Frizzle65

      Did I hear correctly? Is Channing Tatum the next Fleshjack Boy?!!!!

      Mar 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid
      iDavid

      LoL

      Mar 18, 2012 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dionte
      Dionte

      No apology necessary, its’ only human.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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