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Penile Conception Is The Only Way Pat Robertson Will Shut The Hell Up

Pat Robertson has been the scourge of the LGBT community — and the progress of mankind — for the past, oh, 800 years, but yesterday he revealed just what would inspire him to change his tune.

“I defy these homosexuals to bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on, when that happens I will change everything I’m saying [Ed. note: does this count?]. Until that happens, I wish those [Chick-fil-A] demonstrators would shut their mouth.”

Don’t worry, Pat…the feeling’s mutual.

Check out Robertson’s sermon on the 700 Club mount below:

Source: ThinkProgress

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