We recently stumbled across Penis Advantage, an online company dedicated to helping men naturally increase the length and girth of their penises, as well as help them achieve more powerful orgasms, restore foreskin, and âmake women âgaspâ when they see how HUGE you are!â
That sounds pretty good to us. (Aside from the making women gasp thing.)
According to the companyâs website, âmost men, including you, have very underdeveloped, unfit penises.â
Who knew?
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But Penis Advantage promises to help change that for the low, low price of $79.95 $49.95!
Itâs unclear from the website what exactly a person gets for their $49.95, but from what we could piece together, it seems to be lifetime access to an online vault of various âhighly secretâ penis exercises to try at home. Plus âthree free secret bonusesâ if you order before midnight tonight⌠or last night⌠or tomorrow night.
The website boasts a 98.6 percent âsatisfaction rateâ (not bad!) with over 56,000 men (impressive!) who claim to have used Penis Advantage successfully. The program also comes with 24-hour e-mail support for anyone doing late night penis exercises.
Men over the age of 18 can use Penis Advantage. âWe have many members in their 20âs, 30âs, 40âs, 50âs, 60âs, 70âs and beyond!â the website claims.
But only serious inquiries need apply, because according to the companyâs website, âThis program is ONLY for those men who SERIOUSLY want to enlarge their erections! If you are NOT 100% serious about penis enhancement then you must leave now!â
We know what weâre asking for this Christmas!
Stache1
I want to see lots of clear before and after pictures before I make any decisions;)
Aaron
This post is pathetic. lol
hyhybt
If it were possible to grow your penis to any size you wished (a one-way change) how many men would make theirs impractical?
Charles175
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-jsqZQ4OOY
scoobydube
One MUST remember that it was President Lincoln that said, “All men are created equal”(but NOT from the WAIST down) ROTFLMFAO !!
CaptainFabulous
Sounds like the old jelqing routines. And you sure don’t need to pay a fee for access to that stuff.
jwrappaport
I don’t always bottom, but when I do, I prefer small to medium.
Unless it’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s character from Jarhead. Then the bets are off.
Bumper
I don’t always bottom, but when I do, I drink Dos equis! LOL Sorry, couldn’t resist. đ
jwtraveler
I’ve been exercising my penis regularly for 40 years. Hasn’t grown yet.