– Magic Mike‘s Alex Pettyfer was getting aaaaalllll that AARP snatch at this weekend’s GLAAD Awards, which quickly devolved into an episode of Cougar Retirement Village thanks to GGMILFs (Great-Grandmothers I’d Like…) Betty White and Cloris Leachman.
– HBO’s studios are about to be burned to the ground if this True Blood rumor [possible spoiler] is true and frankly, we’d endorse that.
– Reese Witherspoon. Oh, Reese, what happened? You should be Julia Robertsing right now. Or at least Sandra Bullocking. But here you are, pulling that old “Do you know who the fuck I am?” card. You’re Renee Zellwegering, girl. Zellwegering.
– London runners were in stride with Boston during the London marathon, offering signs of sass and support.
– Amanda Bynes is not having a “breakdown but a breakthrough” says Hairspray co-star Nikki Blonsky, who was surprised anyone found her under the rock she’s been hiding in that suburb of Hollywood, Whocaresville.
– Fellow resident John Travolta lost a bunch of weight, perhaps to closer resemble the skeletons living in that spare living room he calls a closet.
– R.I.P. Divinyls‘ Chrissy Amphlett: