Alex Pettyfer in Sexy Old Lady Sandwich, NPH in NYC, Ryan Seacrest’s New “Crush” & More!


Magic Mike‘s Alex Pettyfer was getting aaaaalllll that AARP snatch at this weekend’s GLAAD Awards, which quickly devolved into an episode of Cougar Retirement Village thanks to GGMILFs (Great-Grandmothers I’d Like…) Betty White and Cloris Leachman.

– HBO’s studios are about to be burned to the ground if this True Blood rumor [possible spoiler]  is true and frankly, we’d endorse that.

Reese WitherspoonReese Witherspoon. Oh, Reese, what happened? You should be Julia Robertsing right now. Or at least Sandra Bullocking. But here you are, pulling that old “Do you know who the fuck I am?” card. You’re Renee Zellwegering, girl. Zellwegering.

– Poor A.J. “Fuckin’ Shit” Clemente. The North Dakota news anchor was fired after getting  a rough start out of the gate on NBC affiliate KFYR.

Neil Patrick Harris is picking up house-husband David Burtka and their twins to move to New York, where the two can legally put a ring on it.

– London runners were in stride with Boston during the London marathon, offering signs of sass and support.

Amanda Bynes is not having a “breakdown but a breakthrough” says Hairspray co-star Nikki Blonsky, who was surprised anyone found her under the rock she’s been hiding in that suburb of Hollywood, Whocaresville.

– Fellow resident John Travolta lost a bunch of weight, perhaps to closer resemble the skeletons living in that spare living room he calls a closet.

– Speaking of closets, you may have noticed some stubble on Ryan Seacrest‘s chin as he’s trying to grow a new beard. But apparently Justin Bieber‘s not done shaving yet.

R.I.P. DivinylsChrissy Amphlett: