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Ryan Gosling’s Directorial Debut, Taylor Swift’s Diva-Beef Debut—And Rob Gronkowski’s Porn Debut?

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- It being “Teen Week,” Jeopardy! decided to get into what the kids are talking about six months ago.

- Dr. Who star Matt Smith will endear himself to U.S. audiences in the ever-endearing Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster.

gronk- Sex.com has made an offer to famously shy New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski (right) to appear in a porno with a porn star “friend” of his.

- Danielle Radcliffe will make his Oscars debut in a “special segment” of the 85th Academy Awards. Here’s hoping for a one night revival of Equus.

- Much like everyone else, Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood reportedly hate each other. There can only be one marginally talented country-pop music queen! (And her name is Juliette Barnes).

- Justin Timberlake has been named the “creative director” for Bud Light Platinum, meaning he’s shilling faux-fancy beer.

- Thank you for being a friend with benefits.

- Janet Jackson and her flawless, nearly-50-year-old back were honored for their contributions to the fight against AIDS along with Heidi Klum and Kenneth Cole at amfAR’s New York Gala.

- Noted anti-Christ superstar Marilyn Manson passed out on stage in Canada due to a particularly wicked strain of the flu.

- The consistently brilliant Very Mary-Kate featured the consistently hot Luke Sholl in all his shirtless glory as MK tried to “break-up” with him:


  • 9 Comments
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Do it, Rob!

      Love me some Gronk.

      Feb 8, 2013 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      If you allow for lag time between writing and taping, and then again between taping and airing, Jeopardy!’s about as up-to-date as can reasonably be expected.

      Feb 9, 2013 at 1:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Uniball men are so boring

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @fredo777: I completely agree. I am totally in love with the big goofball! When he said he wanted to f%&@ Tim Tebow to take his virginity, his place in my heart was cemented forever.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @Sweet Boy: I had no idea that pen choice was so important.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @Caleb in SC: hahaha I had no idea he even said. Definitely makes him more loveable.

      Feb 11, 2013 at 1:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      * said that

      Feb 11, 2013 at 1:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @hyhybt: Nice! BTW, Uniball Micro IS my favorite brand of pen.

      Feb 11, 2013 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mramseymd
      mramseymd

      Thats’s so cute. You straight people are waiting to see where they land. We’re reviewing applications.

      Apr 8, 2013 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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