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Ryan Gosling’s Directorial Debut, Taylor Swift’s Diva-Beef Debut—And Rob Gronkowski’s Porn Debut?

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– It being “Teen Week,” Jeopardy! decided to get into what the kids are talking about six months ago.

Dr. Who star Matt Smith will endear himself to U.S. audiences in the ever-endearing Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster.

gronk- Sex.com has made an offer to famously shy New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski (right) to appear in a porno with a porn star “friend” of his.

Danielle Radcliffe will make his Oscars debut in a “special segment” of the 85th Academy Awards. Here’s hoping for a one night revival of Equus.

– Much like everyone else, Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood reportedly hate each other. There can only be one marginally talented country-pop music queen! (And her name is Juliette Barnes).

Justin Timberlake has been named the “creative director” for Bud Light Platinum, meaning he’s shilling faux-fancy beer.

– Thank you for being a friend with benefits.

Janet Jackson and her flawless, nearly-50-year-old back were honored for their contributions to the fight against AIDS along with Heidi Klum and Kenneth Cole at amfAR’s New York Gala.

– Noted anti-Christ superstar Marilyn Manson passed out on stage in Canada due to a particularly wicked strain of the flu.

– The consistently brilliant Very Mary-Kate featured the consistently hot Luke Sholl in all his shirtless glory as MK tried to “break-up” with him:


  • 9 Comments
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Do it, Rob!

      Love me some Gronk.

      Feb 8, 2013 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      If you allow for lag time between writing and taping, and then again between taping and airing, Jeopardy!’s about as up-to-date as can reasonably be expected.

      Feb 9, 2013 at 1:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Uniball men are so boring

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @fredo777: I completely agree. I am totally in love with the big goofball! When he said he wanted to f%&@ Tim Tebow to take his virginity, his place in my heart was cemented forever.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 12:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      @Sweet Boy: I had no idea that pen choice was so important.

      Feb 10, 2013 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @Caleb in SC: hahaha I had no idea he even said. Definitely makes him more loveable.

      Feb 11, 2013 at 1:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      * said that

      Feb 11, 2013 at 1:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      @hyhybt: Nice! BTW, Uniball Micro IS my favorite brand of pen.

      Feb 11, 2013 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mramseymd
      mramseymd

      Thats’s so cute. You straight people are waiting to see where they land. We’re reviewing applications.

      Apr 8, 2013 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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