Maine-based pastor Grant Swank wrote an unflattering Barack Obama review over at Alan Keyes' Renew America. Isn't that some sort of conflict of interest considering Keyes' laughable presidential campaign?
Anyway, here's Swank's fire-and-brimstone-laden take on the Senator from Illinois:
Obama's pretty face is going to get America into a lot of trouble. He's smooth and liberal. He's young and liberal. He's clever and liberal.…We certainly don't want an Obama left-of-left reign of terror.
Obama will install sodomy as every homosexual's right. He will ensconce killing womb babies, including partial-birth abortion, as the daily poster child in-your-face.
"Womb babies"? That's a new one.
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He's a little late. The Supreme Court already ruled that sodomy is every homosexual's (and heterosexual's — Sodom's a big tent) right.
young, smooth, clever and liberal. sounds like my kinda guy!
HAHAHA – the R's are shaking in their boots. I welcome these things. Heh.
Lest we all forget – We OWE Alan Keyes oh so much. Forgotten is it was Keyes who used his (in)fame and monumental ego and tunnelvision to make his carpetbagging self into the candidate opposing the then lesser-known Obama. He squelched whatever reasonable local Republican opponent there may have been, and enraged and polarized all the voters into giving the district to Obama on a silver platter.
Who's the real Womb babykiller now? Hehehehe.
THANK YOU ALAN KEYES. Please keep-a-carpetbagging early, and often.
-WOmb babies-
How silly. Everyone knows babies are hatched. That's why the stork brings them.
Yes the ranting and raving is crazy talk but there are crazy people who are listening to it and taking it into their stone cold brittle hearts.
If the Big O becomes the next prez, I think he'll have to have triple the secret service protection than the previous prez's including the current idiot in chief. Speaking of the big O. Who thinks the VP will be another Big O?
Well he did notice that Obama is "Pretty".
That's right, James! The first repub candidate (a prettily romneyesque ken doll of a fella) imploded in a wacky sex scandal involving hetero sex parties and his wife (Star Trek's 7 of 9 forgodsake). The repubs couldn't get anyone to run until Keyes agreed to a quick change-of-address to Illinois, and pretty much guaranteed Obama's victory and (brief) tenure in the Senate. So yeah, thanks, AK!
I just think it is cool that even though I am a Clinton man, I would not have any problem with Obama being the nominee…or even Edwards. I think we (as homo democrats) are in good shape any way we roll. We are in good shape..candidate wise.
I think we need to watch stuff like this because as humorous as we find these screeds, they are being listened to by people who might pull an upset and put another ox-headed, brain-addled republican in office.
Are there are non-womb babies? Is Mr. Swank positing the existence of extra-uterine birth? Immaculate conception, indeed!
There is a Viral e-mail about Barack and his middle name and misstating his religion. Where is the War Room for Barack? A youthquake of change is just not enough. He needs to learn from Hillary about the Vast (and completely insane) Right-wing conspiracy theorists and the lengths that they will go to in order to win, or steal the election again. Is sodomy the same as same-gender-loving? Republicans always love the foetus yet hate the baby with no Child Left Behind, no Universal Health Coverage for America's poor children and plans of ending the Social Safety net created by FDR after the Great (Republican) Depression.