Gay scandal has rocked the Club Max soccer league of Varna, Bulgaria, after four players were caught whilst engaging in a ménage à quatre in the locker room.

"Four players of the team were caught in the action in the lockers…and we decided to discharge them from the team. The already ex-captain of the team was in the centre of it," said the coach of Club Max, Tsvetan Panayotov.

We are most regretful for these athletes' misfortune, and we send special heartfelt wishes to the captain who was caught "in the centre of it." Although we would like to find out specifically what "in the centre of it" means. We would also like to know where exactly in the locker room they were, what they were wearing, and if any of them look like the Bulgarian Durmstrang students from Harry Potter.

We would, however, wish to extend an invitation to the discharged players of Club Max, and offer them spots on the plentitude of gay US soccer leagues that would undoubtedly welcome the Max boys with open arms, so they may play on AND off the field without interruption.

Bulgarian Soccer Players Ousted For Gay Orgy [bulGAYria]