Hold on to your hats, ladies and gents, because it's time for some good old fashioned Trolling Tuesday!

This week brings us all sorts of Craigslist madness. Like what? Like this straight-forward offering: "use my mouth like you would your toilet." It's almost poetic in its simplicity.

Get an even more ickier taste of gnarliness, after the jump.

Oh, and as you can imagine, the language ain't safe for work. Or anyone with a weak tum-tum. Don't worry, though, we didn't attach any of the pictures we came across. Even we're not that cruel.

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Oh, gee! Prepare to blush, readers, because we're reviving everyone's favorite freak show: Trolling Tuesday!

Here's the deal: we need you guys and gals to send in the freakiest, saddest, most repulsive and cootie-ridden missives from Craigslist, then we post them, comment and we all have a good laugh.

For an example of what we're looking for, consider this call from an industrious fellow looking to be turned into an expert in fellatio:

As my training proceeds, I understand my trainers may take me to parties, bars, etc. for in-service training and evaluation, or sometimes bring in buddies to push my skill levels and test me as we go along. If you are interested in training me please let me know about your training methods, location, availability and which specific technique you want to train me in and use me for. Thanks.

When you finish with me I want to be able to supply the best oral service for men ranging from truck drivers to businessmen, to anonymous glory hole users. I want them begging to have me service them over and over. And, of course, my instructors will always get serviced as they have taught me.

So, basically, you get what you give - which exactly is what Trolling Tuesday is all about!

After many, many weeks and even more whiny reader letters, we've decided to revive our short-lived Tuesday feature, Trolling Tuesday!

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It's Tuesday, readers. You know what that means: It's time for Tuesday Trolling - when we compile the most thought-provoking, disease-spreading and skin-crawling of Craigslist's sexverts.

We're taking a little diversion this week to highlight a worrisome, touching and actually thought-provoking post sent from an Atlanta-based reader. It's since been flagged for removal from the M4M section. Luckily our reader comes fulled equipped for foresight and copied the text, which we've included after the jump.

It's unedited and not for the faint of heart. Or those looking to stay addicted to meth….

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