The Biggest Bulges in Video Games
 
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When you're a video game designer responsible for a project that's going to be marketed at teenage boys, there are some important considerations: What should the guns and rocket launchers look like? How realistic should the background atmosphere be? And most importantly: After deciding how big to make the lady characters' breasts, how big should the dudes' packages be? The general answer: These ain't no Ken dolls.

Crispy Gamer put together 10 of the most, um, pronounced bulges in video gaming.

Above: Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

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No. 1 · rogue dandelion

those are pretty weak

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm
No. 2 · dafrety

Some of those are almost convex…

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 3:03 pm
No. 3 · Alacer

dude, don't hate on Solid Snake's junk. He'll cut you.

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm
No. 4 · Kevin

These are nothing. The absolute biggest package I've seen in video gaming was artwork being shown in the installation for the PC version of Spider-Man: The Movie Game. Spider-Man was flailing in the air with an explosion below him. Serious, serious boner, it was so lovely.

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm
No. 5 · Mickey's mouse :P

bison has a FUPA….not a good bulge LOL

Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm
No. 6 · An Other Greek

uhm, if that's a big bulge, you should take a walk in NYC on a warm day

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Posted: Apr 5, 2009 at 10:56 pm
No. 7 · Chitown Kev

NOT!

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 12:13 am
No. 8 · mb00

@An Other Greek: REALLY?!!! I've never been to NY yet, but now you've given me an incentive to visit.

Posted: Apr 6, 2009 at 4:22 am
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