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The Biggest Bulges in Video Games

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When you’re a video game designer responsible for a project that’s going to be marketed at teenage boys, there are some important considerations: What should the guns and rocket launchers look like? How realistic should the background atmosphere be? And most importantly: After deciding how big to make the lady characters’ breasts, how big should the dudes’ packages be? The general answer: These ain’t no Ken dolls.

Crispy Gamer put together 10 of the most, um, pronounced bulges in video gaming.

Above: Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

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By: editor editor
On: Apr 5, 2009
Tagged: Entertainment, Photos, Video Games

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No. 1 · rogue dandelion
those are pretty weak

Apr 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · dafrety
Some of those are almost convex…

Apr 5, 2009 at 3:03 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Alacer
dude, don’t hate on Solid Snake’s junk. He’ll cut you.

Apr 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Kevin
These are nothing. The absolute biggest package I’ve seen in video gaming was artwork being shown in the installation for the PC version of Spider-Man: The Movie Game. Spider-Man was flailing in the air with an explosion below him. Serious, serious boner, it was so lovely.

Apr 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Mickey's mouse :P
bison has a FUPA….not a good bulge LOL

Apr 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · An Other Greek
uhm, if that’s a big bulge, you should take a walk in NYC on a warm day

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Apr 5, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Chitown Kev
NOT!

Apr 6, 2009 at 12:13 am · @Reply ·
No. 8 · mb00
@An Other Greek: REALLY?!!! I’ve never been to NY yet, but now you’ve given me an incentive to visit.

Apr 6, 2009 at 4:22 am · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Chrystiano Nogueira
You has forgotten the King, from TEKKEN 3. The man with a tiger head has quite an interesting bulge =P

May 2, 2010 at 11:26 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · Kamil
These are bulges? Are you kidding me? lmao There’s nothing there, and some of em look pushed in lmao

Sep 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm · @Reply ·